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I’m sorry to say our heroes have been detained for a short while. If you recall, in our last predicament, our heroes were transported to an old persons’ home, via Evlclown™ the EVL-EST clown ever. Did I tell you he’s evil? And Eugenette™ was taken by Evlclown™ by the EVL™ means of nacho cheese and UNO. Will she be seduced by EVL™? Or will EVL™ in turn win this dastardly game of let’s-play-psychoanalyst-with-superheroes-and-old-people? What happened to the old people™? Will they ever get back to their bingo game? E-41!!!!! And what about CHIEF BADGER PANAMA TUMBLEWEED™? How will she combat the POLLUTION KRYPTONITE™ seeping through her? Will she ever return home to CAPTAIN-PLANET-HE’S-A-HERO-GONNA-TAKE-POLLUTION-DOWN-TO-ZERO™? And lastly, SUPERNIGHTMANGIRLYEAH!™’s rice pudding injection. She has the most worstest fate of all. And what of Orange Pudding™? Will he help? Or will he run away along with all the other EVL™sidekicks that Evlclown™ had hired before? Who will save Dear, Dear PrincessCamper Yem™ and Lady AnairO™? WHO WILL RISE ABOVE ALL OF THIS OVERRUNING EVL™? 2
Hey, I don’t know! 3
This is a side story. This is like a STAND ALONE COMPLEX. So, here goes. 4
One scary night, when the banana trees were whistling and dropping unsuspecting bananas on suspecting people’s heads, a shrouded figure dressed in all fluorescent green was seen looking up at the secret tree house base of sorority, otherwise known as THE LAIR™ in PrincessCamper Yem™’s backyard. He was dressed in…fluorescent green? Did we already go there? I guess we did. Okay, anyways, looking at the secret tree house base of sorority, otherwise known as THE LAIR™ was a man, maybe a woman, maybe a girl, maybe a small boy, maybe a pickle. No one is very sure right now. But, while PrincessCamper Yem™ got ready for bed, while he drank a little moxie™soda stuff, he didn’t think to gaze outside the window and look at the shrouded figure dressed in all fluorescent green. He’s a little slow at night, if you know what I mean. This figure then jumped in the other tree house right next to our heroes’ secret tree house base of sorority, otherwise known as THE LAIR™. He then ripped off his shrouded figure dressed in fluorescent green disguise, and yodeled. Soon after the age-long yodeling, three people jumped into the tree house secret base that they called THE COW CAVE™. 5
The first shrouded figure was dressed in all crimson auburn red fluorescently stuff, and had a rainbow of chocolate on her. Her name is/was/shall ever be… 6
CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™!!! She was discovered by a family of Amish Chinese immigrants who have a lot of stock in genetic engineering who’re hiding out in Amish farm land (aka the state of Idaho) to cover up the fact they’re creating chimera hybrids combining people with food. Her real name before crime fighting was CENSORED AND PROTECTED BY THE COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT. When the Amish found her, she wore a purple diaper encrypted with this message: 7
Tihs is a msesgae for my ltltie gril. I hvae gevin her to you bcasue our hmoe palnet PLAN A-SQUARED B-SQAURED C AND PICNICS™, wihch is rhgit nxet to pnlaet CAPTAIN-PLANET-HE’S-A-HERO-GONNA-TAKE-POLLUTION-DOWN-TO-ZERO™, our nhgeiobr, has been ivndead by EVL™forecs taht hvae klield mnay of our kensmin. We are firhgeentd and sarecd, and tihs lttlie gril is our olny hpoe. She is the sonecd-to-lsat-touhsnad hpoe. Keep her sfae. Oaky? Or I wlil silt my wistrs and witre spapy lvoe pmoes. Tihs one wlil hvae a geart fturue. We levod her vrey mcuh, tlel her taht. My drlinag, I lvoe you. 8
~ Slcrieney, King Beef Bag and Queen Marshmallow Sprinkle (aka Mom & Dad) 9
The Amish family kept her, but since they were in league with our EVL™ villain, they genetically mutated her. It didn’t work. See, people on PLAN A-SQUARED B-SQAURED C AND PICNICS™ are immune to genetic mutations because they are BORN with genetic mutations. Really, CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™ is half chocolate ice-cream mixed with leprechaun rainbows™. At her christening, (since the fairies were booked for The Little Mermaid opening), the good King and Queen had to substitute the magical creatures. All they could get was a beer-bellied leprechaun™ and some empty tubs of chocolate ice-cream. See, so our hero CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™ is very special. When our hero CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™ found out that her foster Amish Chinese immigrant family was in cahoots with the EVL™ness, she ran away, straight to the tree house secret base that they called THE COW CAVE™. There, she met the second member of our— 10
Wait...WHAT??!?! 11
That information...CANNOT BE RELEASED AT THIS TIME?!?! WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?! 12
Oh well. Um, I guess, then... 13
The THIRD member of this bizarre group meeting is none other than... 14
THE KNIGHT OF ALL DOOM AND MISERY BUT IT’S HAPPY GOOD STUFF™... 15
Green Knight!!!™!!!. This poor man has been mistreated by everyone he ever loved. 16
Okay, well maybe just mistreated by his mom. His mom loves him and all, but in a personal interview with me, she said: 17
“I don’t know what is WRONG with this boy. He’s twelve thousand months old and all he does is lay around drinking moxie™! Ever since he became obsessed with reality television, he thinks he’s some kind of superhero freak. I said to him, GET YOUR LAZY BUM OFF THE COUCH AND GET A JOB!! And he tells me he has a job! HE FIGHTS CRIME!! Yeah, right! CRIME DOESN’T PAY!!” 18
There you have it. Let’s get a little more in depth. 19
This member is --KEPT FROM YOU ‘CAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE--...and he got his superpowers from --KEPT FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE PINK HAIR-- and he loves --KEPT FROM YOU AND STORED IN THE FREEZER FOR A LATER DATE-- and he assembled this group from --SORRY, I REALLY DON’T KNOW THAT ONE--. I can say that this Green Knight!!!™ fellow has been observing SUPERNIGHTMANGIRLYEAH!™ and her posse™. No, he has never been a stalker in one of his former lives. (I’m actually kind of surprised SUPERNIGHTMANGIRLYEAH!™ never noticed there was a huge tree house secret base that they called THE COW CAVE™ right next door.) Are these allies friend or foe? 20
“Hey, CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™, did you bring the chips and dip? Mmmm, STEAK FLAVORED CHIPPY CHIP CHIPS FROM OSCAR THE PICKLE™!!! I can’t BELIEVE you got these!” Green Knight!!!™ told CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™ as he devoured every piece of chip like a limping hedgehog. CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™ just smiled and told something secretive to... that information...CANNOT BE RELEASED AT THIS TIME?!?! AGAIN!??! 21
Oh well. 22
Our friendly foe allies exploded in a DVD into the microwave and pressed DE-THAW FOOD ABRAKAOPENSEEEEEESEEEEEMEEEE™ button. Just as a cow howled into the moon, our superheroes who are now detained faces’ appeared on screen. 23
“OMG!!!! I just looooove SUPERNIGHTMANGIRLYEAH!™. She is so cool in every way!! I SO WANT TO STEAL HER tapioca pudding, if you know what I mean.” said Green Knight!!!™ as he started to nibble on CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™’s arm. CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™ batted him away playfully as she squealed. 24
“Ahhhh!! Look at Evlclown™!!! He’s so...EVL™!!!! That’s soooo adorable!! Like a smelly dunghill!! Argh...he’s so hottt-with-a-triple-tee!!! And look, here they’re playing UNO!! If I played UNO with Evlclown™, I think I’d die from the sheer humidity of his body heat!! Ahh!! I wish he would take me as his chocolatey™ bride...here comes the bride...here goes nuthin’!!” CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™ then went up to the microwave and started to make out with the picture of Evlclown™. Green Knight!!!™ looked disgusted and muttered something that vaguely sounded like “Girls are weird when they’re aliens...”, and started on the tapioca pudding. 25
“Wait!!!!! CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™!!! Something is WRONG!!! SUPERNIGHTMANGIRLYEAH!™ always comes around here to steal our tapioca pudding around this time. She can smell it in the air. Why isn’t she rushing over? THEY MUST HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVLCLOWN™ AND TAKEN TO AN OLD PEOPLE’S HOME!!! CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™, WE MUST SAVE HER!!! AND HER LOVELY FEMALE CO-WORKERS!!!” yelled Green Knight!!!™ as CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™ was still kissing the microwave, even though if you put your face too close to the microwave you’ll absorb its radiation and die a horrible acne-filled life. 26
“Green Knight!!!™, you’re right! Something is wrong! How do we help them? How do we know where to look? Wait---how’d you know that?” asked CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™. 27
“Um...............................I’ve been putting all their adventures in chronological order. I’m sorry I forgot to tell you! It’s just that..........you hate when I organize things. I know, I know, that’s why we have...................AGAIN WITH THE SENSORING, AGAIN WITH THE NO RELEASING?!?!!!!?!!?!?!? FINE!!!!! 28
And so while I will go fight our communist supporters, here’s a commercial. 29
“So hey boys & girls! Do you know what time it is?” 30
“No, SteveJoe!” 31
“It’s.........commercial time!!!’ 32
(fake applause and plastic little kids start to smile creepy smiles) 33
“Okay, today we’re advertising.....THE ANDROGYNOUS PEACH CLEANER!!!! It cleans peaches!!! Back to you, Carl.” 34
I’m not Carl. 35
Anyways, soon our friend fiend foe allies head over to the other tree house, find no one is there, run over, and blah, blah, blah-hin. I hate my life. 36
Tune in next time to see a monkey ditch a girl at a restaurant full of fruit. 37
~~end of chapter 3.5~~ 38
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Author notes
Chocolate Rainbow, -BlackKnight-, an unnamed source, Yem, all my superhero pals like Elvclown, Axelle Black and others...and everyone else that wants to be a superhero and totally can't. HA!!!!
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Have you been staying home watching soap operas again?... everyone wants everyone else...
and wow..."he’s so hottt-with-a-triple-tee!!!"
I didn't know which to be... flattered or frightened
This was awesome as always... Huge
Can't wait for the next one
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WOW!!!!!!! I loved this! Thank you for putting up a post in the Drink Moxie and See Yemassee as God group or else I would never have found this and laughed so hard! Can't wait for the next episode! Monkeys and fruit?...Makes sense.
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wait, i do have a cough. it sucks. i don't like coughs.
my brother is singing opera in the shower.
anyways, eeeeeeeekkkkkkkk!!!!! i made these so long ago and i so miss them.
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okay, well i have to go through all the relatives and stuff so i decided to skip to the job adjectives. i ran out of relative adjectives.
fruit!!!!!!!!!! who knows.....i love these.
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you have no idea.
you have become a part of something SO big, SO good, you'll be crying at the end. 
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hahahahahahahahahaha here I am! I so love having no school Hahaha this is funny It put me in a better mood. And I yeah,... what else to say? I'm just anxious for the next episode... and really you're sick aren't you? So well I still love your insanity. I really missed those SUPERNIGHTMANGIRLYEAH! stories... but now here's one and I'm happy! And I have to go now though Goodbye my pickle lover friend foe feedoodaa diddledee love
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What exactly is a "Princess Camper Yem?" lol. I love the cow cave, especially when I found out it was a treehouse!
I can't wait for the next episode. I'm trying to figure out if the restaurant, the monkey or the girl is full of fruit!
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Us superheros... are .. well... superheros i guess. One thing puzzles me though... I CHOCO-LAKE RAIN BOWS™!!! hates commercials!!!! They get on me nerves...
Nice lil' story though, made me giggle
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I CAN SO BE A SUPER HERO!!!
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woa.. this is long lol. I need to go sleep but i'll come back to this, promise
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