"Moo"1
"What?"2
"Moo!"3
"You can't say that, it is for cows!"4
"Moo?"5
"In fact, due to your lack of vocal chords you can't talk at all!"6
"Oh. Sorry"7
"No problem."8
"Moo"9
"Look. You're a fish. You can't Moo. Nor can you talk. You can only swim."10
"You sure?"11
"Of course"12
"Positive?"13
"YES I AM POSITIVE!!!"14
"Oh. Wanna play baseball?"15
"WHAT?"16
"Baseball. You know, bat, ball, glove with the bases??"17
"Cricket?"18
"No, Baseball."19
"One problem"20
"Whats that?"21
"Opposable thumbs notwithstanding, we don't have any feet... Or hands."22
"Oh. You're a spoilsport."23
"Just being logical. Now stop talking. It's impossible for you to talk."24
"Moo?"25
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Comments
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this is very funny, i liked it.
i enjoyed reading it. but it was kinda weird, but in a good way. it wasnt boring st all, i hate boring crap.
i really like it.
good job, cant wait to read more of ur stuff.
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My deck is half full (of cow). It is also half empty(air). Therefore there is a cow air force in my deck.
MOO!
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Psychopants scare Coehlo. Pyscho write like Yemassee when he write with his friend Ima. Yammie will think you is him, poor Yammie. Friend Yammie also like the cow, though Yammie call the cowz. He a strange fellow.
Coehlo think Psychpants is not playing with a deck that is filled. Coehlo no have opposoble thumbs. Both Coehlo's thumbs in agreement. Ha ha ha, Coehlo is a regular comedian, no?
This must be funny, you make Coehjo friend Susannah laugh. Susannah is Accountant...Accountants never laugh... it's a law Coehlo thinks.
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