The FuNnEst time of all fuN TimES!

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This is the story I wrote for my editorial in Journalism. It was about these big ass snowflakes but shOoT.. I changed that shit. Anywho.. here's the story. It's fuckin kick-ass, hardcore SHIT!!  2

And.. as you can see, it is called, "The FuNNEsT time of all fUN tiMeS!" 3

Well, this one time when I lived on Cottonwood with my dear ‘ol granny, it snowed. It was like Decemberish and I was like, 4

“Oh wow! It’s snowing!” 5

Then, as I was standing in the kitchen, the phone rang. I grabbed the phone very quick-like and answered it with a, 6

“What’s up gangster?” 7

It was Leslie, my dear ‘ol buddy and next door neighbor. Leslie said, 8

“Oh golly, Micaela, did ya’ see the big snowflakes?!”9

“Oh yeah!” I screeched. “Let’s go outside.” 10

And we went on our jolly way outside, phone still in hand, to look at the snowflakes. They were as big and bigger than our hands and you could see every point of the snowflake. They were really soft flakes and as soon as they landed, they broke and splattered into pieces. 11

“Well,” Leslie said, “these are some big freakin’ snowflakes!” 12

“I know,” I replied, “these are like the biggest freakin’ snowflakes I’ve ever seen!” 13

“I’m comin’ over!” Leslie hollered through the phone. “I’m bringin my cardboard boxes and hefty bags.” And we hung the phone up. 14

About a minute later, yes we lived that close, I saw Leslie running through the trees, cardboard boxes and hefty bags in her arms. 15

“Oh yeah!” I yelled, “Run faster!” She ran up to me and said, 16

“We’re goin’ sleddin on the hefty bags and boxes!” 17

So, we walked behind my house and found a jam-packed, snow covered hill, completely naked of trees and sticks so we wouldn’t injure ourselves. We knew right then that it was going to be 100% pure fun. 18

Leslie shimmied into a hefty bag and I sat on a box so when Leslie sat her tooshie down on the snow, we could slide together! 19

“Wooh! What fun!” Leslie tooted in a squeaky voice. 20

Pretty soon, we were sledding so fast that snow started flyin’ in our eyes and shoes and got stuck to Leslie’s mittens and snow cap. I fell off my box as the hill ended. The big, biG, BIG snowflakes were still falling. 21

“Oh my god!” Leslie screamed as she shot out of her hefty bag. “That was awesome!” 22

“Heck yes!” I said, now freezing my rump off. “I think I’m gonna get frostbite!” 23

”Maybe we should go back to your house or somethin’, you know?” 24

“Yeah, let’s go, Les dogg.” 25

“Alright!” 26

We walked back to my house on that snowy December day, the big, biG, BIG snowflakes falling oh-so-gently upon us. We totally afree that was just a double, hi-5, superb day!! 27