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I arrived home, crying.2
“Pregnant...” I wailed.3
OK, after everybody finished laughing, about three days later, I showed them the ultrasound. My father started screaming “I’ll kill the bastard...” (sorry papa...), my wife “I’ll gouge her eyes out...” (careful there...), my mother “get the doctor now...” (he hung himself...), my dog “woof...” (thanks buddy...).4
Finally everybody calmed enough to hear that it was not adultery, the incredible egg journey, the womb anomaly...5
Seven months later I delivered by C-section such a sweet red headed baby girl...6
Oh, I forgot to present myself... John. 7
Of course bottle feeding, what else?8
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Hmmm...a recurring theme...red hair...An interesting twist on a favorite movie title of mine. I do prefer the classics. It's nice to discover that your sense of humor is healthy & intact, my Friend. I'm enjoying this journey, Scribe...I even rolled down the windows & let my hair fly free... Wanda
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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yes, it red my previous flame, things changed, the present one is... hey, later, ok? i believe i have a great sense of humor, maybe i will guide you to one of my best (i think). and truely said - this is also one of my favorite titles in uncle Walt's magic kingdom. another one being (of course) - old yeller
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they say breast feeding is best....wet nurse...
that was one odd story...i had to read it twice to understand what hppened. but i get it. it's uber funny.
Connie-
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Coehlo goode spella
thinky ye Coehlo frendi
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Coehlo think spellin of "gauge" is "gouge." Coehlo goode spella.
Man have baby? That not possible. Why you write Coehlo story not possible? Shame, shame Mimiagathachristie, you try to trick the Coehlo?
If Coehlo had baby Coehlo want a big one so it grow fast and help Coehlo round the house.
HA HA HA HA HA...bottle feeding...Coehlo just got it, Mimiagathachristie is funny! You mist as funny as friend collaborator Yemachee.
Coehlo after being to thinking, like this hundreds of worded story. Coehlo found it funny and with a twisty at the endy.
Coehlo need a nap. Coehlo no want you watching while nappie takes. Bye bye, bye bye.
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