Prologue to a story

A black hole is not a figment of your imagination. The many possible reasons for such a undefinable substance are extreme. No one could ever really see what's fact and what is theorized. There is not one possible reaction that will culminate to a consensus among the masses. There are still questions arousing in minds that have 'already been answered'. Facts are still being brought out as myths in the minds of those whom are unfortunately paranoid. The government may be chaotic, but would it necessarily lie about such a superb realization? I think not. Many of you will not believe what I am about to write. Of course you're probably paranoid, or have little imagination left in your tiny little brains. The majority of you will know this could not possible come to be, because it's against all nature. There is no chance that these accounts are factual, it is truly absurd to believe in such a thing. Yet, there are a minority who will believe me. These people may just be extraordinarily gullible, or they have much faith in the intelligence of human beings. To all of you; Just read the damn story.1

My name is not recommended to be seen or heard by the majority of eyes and ears that seem to be absorbing these letters. What genitalia I was born with, is irrelevant to the story. Children, do not worry your parents by asking what genitilias are. They are just a way to determine whether you are female or male. Also, all of you feminists, the only reason for your sex to be the former of the two is because of the alphabet. Unfortunately your letter seems to be prior to that of m. This may seem sexist to you, but funnily enough it is not. Don't bother me with relevance or irrelevance. Notice I am the one writing here, not you. All you need to do is follow my words with your eyes. If you cannot comprehend the dense words that seem to be floating from my pen, then by all means set me down and read me on a later date. Of course doing this will result in you not being told of my extraordinary adventure as was my pan former to these paragraphs. 2

  Now is the time for relevance.3