Diary Entry 140: Sleepover Adventures with M&A, 7th Grade Drama Bitches, and New Style Song that I Wrote? Damn.

AHUM! *turns on Dead in Ditches by Hollywood Undead* Lets begin. 1


My best friend, Momo, came over. We started writing "Cut off Your Hands", but got distracted. We watched old homemade tapes...XD2


Saturday we went to Wal Mart, and we stalked people in Wal Mart. We went to this section where there is things music thing, pulled out these stools, turned the music on and sang and dance. For a moment, we almost got an audience. It was freaking awesome!
Then we said really random words very loudly. It was fun! =] And yeah.3


*song changes to Fuck You Very Much by Lily Allen* 4


Be entertained for awhile, real 7th graders, who go to my school:5


Emily: there's nothing wrong with tyler!! D: he'sone of my best friends boyfriend not to mention my buddy...what did he do to you?6

Angela
y can think that all u want but u dont kno what he has been doing 2 me 4 3 mon.7

Amberly
emily u dont know what he does so y r u taking up 4 him8


Angela
yeah and keep ur comment 2 urself9

Emily
well because he is my friend and i will stick up for him because ii dont know why you guys are gossipping and you guys cant get mad. this is facebook. i can see whats happening. so dont post anything you dont want questions about. and if its sooo bad then tell me.10


Emily
theres no harm i can do but tell Hannah. Because she is my friend. and yeah. You can't be mad at me.11

Angela: look emily idk if u r his friend and if u r going 2 stick up 4 him this is none of business it is between me and and tyler and u dont need 2 kno so mind ur own buissness12

Angela
do u really think i am scared of he i dont give a flying f*** if u tell her and if u dont want me 2 be mad than stop getting in 13


Emily: well apparently amberly knows and as you said its between YOU and TYLER. But don't post something that you dont wanna be bothered or asked aboout. that was YOUR bad.
38 minutes ago14

Amberly
emily he is my friend too but if u dont know what he does y do u stick up for him and we dont gossip about him thank u very much and im not mad and neither was angela but ur pissing her off right now and stay out of other peoples businesss15


Emily
your in her buisness too!!! if she didnt want people asking she wouldnt have posted it. and i can she that she is mad. im not an idiot.16


Emily
okay maybe i am sometimes but tht doesnt count.17


Angela
amberly knows about it cuz she was there when it started so dont start and all i said is y is he mean and then u started asking stuff so just shut up and mind ur own business18

Emily
fine i will back off i was just wandering i didnt mean to push your buttons. my baad.
33 minutes ago19

Angela
u should of did that in the first place and all i said was y is he mean and then u started all this all u had 2 do is tell me y he is mean not wall this s****20


Amberly
whatever emily u always make people pissed off then u apoljize then u think everything is better and people just forgive u one of these days no one is going to forgive u then u wont have any friends so y dont u stay out of peoples business and if u dont know what happended dont say anything at all and stop pissing people off ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!21


Angela
yeah u should do that22

23

O-0 O-024

25

Now, my new song...style *song changes to Bitches by Hollywood Undead*26


It's a different style, more like Hollywood Undead and Jeffree Star? It's probably a very rare thing when I write songs like this. But I don't want ANYONE to get offended. Okay! P.S I will always write songs like I usually do, and this does go along with something. 27


A sneak peek:28

[Let me tell you this
Let me get it through your mind
I’ll tell you this as kind as I can
Let me make it short and sweet….]29

30

31


Middle school doesn’t make you cool
Who are you little fool?
You just found out your life sucks
F.M.L lets make some bucks
Go to Hot Topic, 30H!3 or Hollywood Undead? 32

33


Realize you got wireless, no more dial-up
Tweet number one: My life sucks ass
Lets go to F.M.L dot com, show your class
Next it’s how to be emo, and I need a pair of skinny pants
They’ll be from Hot Topic, not Chanel from France 34

35

36

Now, child, grab your razor and start being emo
Your life is awful,
You can’t get the new Mindless Self Indulgence tee
No one understands you, they just don’t see37

38

39

That boy over there with the blond hair
Use to be your boyfriend, but he ripped your heart out
I bet you talk about him all the time, no doubt
You’re emo, time to think that your heart is broken
Truth is you’re brain washed,
OH MY GOSH! 40

Just found out you’re grounded
Snap, shit, oh my!
Think you’re so fly, sneak out the house
Trying to be quiet like a mouse
Cause some trouble, get a detention
Please, don’t forget all the attention!41

42

Fuck you, fuck everyone
Son of a gun, no more fun
Life is horrible, write my suicide letter
This is just for the fucking better! 43

44


Now, it’s a been a few weeks
You stitched your heart’s leaks
Forget emo, lets go scene scremo 45

46

47

Time to be like Kiki Kannibal
You think this is a fucking fable?
Open the book, read your story
Feel ashamed and have no glory 48

49


Now, how about some huge glasses?
Tight pants that show off your asses
Concert tees that are too tight,
You think you’re so bright
I believe the blood is rushing to your head
Oh, shit, what’s that? You’re dead?

    : , Your review:

    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
    : Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have 0. (?) (Line numbers)
    Ratings:

Comments


  • SonOfScotland
    November 9
    ?
    Edit | Reply
    for some reason i found that enjoyable to read- you have a comedic style of writing, and the song changin aspect broke things up and gave everything a frantic kind of flow. You have my attention! The song is interesting, a little lost to me, but the creativity is definately evident. Thanks for that, food for thought