Santa Clause can fly

There once was a drunk Santa Clause who thought chocolate was poo and squirrels could fly. One day a vampire went down to say "hi," to Santa Clause. So Santa Clause went to jump off a cliff. A flying raccoon came to save him though. "I can fly!" Santa Clause exclaimed, but then the raccoon turned to chocolate and Santa actually did fly away. So squirrel said to rock,"Hey how ya doing?"1

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  • iCats gold member
    November 8
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    Hey.

    Wow a flying raccoon and a talking squirrel.

    Plus i didn't know that Santa got on with Vampires..weird..

    Thanks for entering, best of luck

    Staci


    • HypnoticHeart
      November 10
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      Ha ha ha! Yep, Santa Clause has all types of vampire friends. xD
      You're welcome.


  • Sonic Banana
    November 8
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    YEAH BABY!!!! YOU'RE GOOD! AND MY BUTTONS ARE ON MY LEGS!