Randoms

Me: Oh my god, Monika, there's a turkeyt in your closet.1

Monika: How would you know??2

Me: I'm right in there.. and I just ate it3

Monika: NOOOOOO!!! >:[ My turkey! Daddy I hate youu!4

Me: NUU it was your mom!!5

Later on6

Monika: HOLY CRAP! There's a steak in my closet!7

Me: 8

Monika: D:9

Me: *eats the steak*10

Monika: *cires*11

Me: Nooooo! uhhh.. I got it!12

Monika: Whut?13

Me: I'll get you anohter steak! And this one will be super special awsome!14

Monika: GO GET IT!15

Me: I can't ._.16

Monika: WHYYYY NOOOTTTTT?17

Me: I gots no money.18

Monika: I DON'T CARE! GO GET ONEEE!19

Me: ASK YOUR MOTHER FOR ONEE!20

Monika: I don't know how to get a hold of him.21

Me: Fine, how about this. Go to Mars in the second universe (yeah, there's too ) on a purple spaceship and once you get there, ask a magical Migit named Keith for the 'stuff' and he'll give you the super special awsome steak.22

Monika: Where do I get the spaceship?23

Me: Think of dancing forks and you'll have one.24

Monika: I tried, it doens't work.25

Me: D: fine. Think of pink corn.26

Monika: *thinks really hard* it's not workin daddy! DX27

Me: Your not thinking of hot pink corn right?28

Monika: RIght29

Me: thank god. 30

Monika: I want steakkkk!!31

Me: Alright alright! *gives her a steak*32

Monika: Wow, after all that??33

Me: GET OFF THAT CAKE! >:[34

Monika: Whut?!35

Me: I dropped my pencil D:

Author notes

:3 Yay, this won second place!
AND THIS WAS A REAL CONVERSATION!
I'm that random.

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  • Sonic Banana
    November 8
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    Okay.. that was actually hilarious. ^_^


  • iCats gold member
    November 7
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    Hey.

    Thanks for entering.

    As if this conversation actually happened, that's so funny. I think you're good at the randomness. I was laughing, then completely confused, which shows you did what i asked.

    Thanks again and good luck.

    Staci