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This just in today of November 6th 2009.2
People have found Micheal Jackson hanging on a little island south of Japan the land of the rising sun. But all of the people whom recorded this died the next day and the camera's blew up with all the information recorded on it. So let us tell you what happend.3
A small island no bigger then three suns combined, is owned by god himself hanging on it is Micheal Jackson, who was slapping the crap out of jesus. Jesus then proceeded to FALCON PUNCH Mario, and his red cap flew off. Which then led to Godzilla, smashing Tokoyo getting hit with this magical cap.4
Godzilla is now in some place unknown, anyone who has touched this hat would know where, since they've dissapeared as well. This hat then was studied by science members from Canada. As Mario lovers tried to buy this hat, but were rejected. 5
These scienctists didnt study it for more then 1 mere hour as alliens from mars landed, and took this hat, then oblierated it. Yelling 6
"kill the unholy hat kill the unholy creatures! Kill the portal!" They then proceeded to blow up Canada, as the people who touched this hat appeared on mars, and it seems Godzilla smashed the alliens hometown so sad alliens! But now it seems as if the alliens are going to blow America up, as they've allready terminated much of Europe and China. What The Buck!
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Comments
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well, that was...
words organised in an interesting way.
I have a little respect for this piece for some unknown reason- but I would have much more if the story had less spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors and an ending that provided more closure. There was lots of potential because of the unconventional properties of it all- but it seems like the ending is uneventful compared to the beginning.
Even if this is all just a joke, it has a certain charm beneath the surface.
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