Improvised rant

(Basically, I'm teaching you the rules of an improvised rant)1

RULES OF THE IMPROVISED RANTS:2

(Your long-term agreement)3

I will only go back to correct typo's and grammar mistakes4

(Length, and ethical issues...)5

Lot's of words is better6

Over the top rants are even better than that last one7

Violence (or encouragment thereof) get's a few laughs8

Evil rants = FUNNY9

(Other people)10

You must spark some contreversy SOMEWHERE11

OWN people as much as possible12

Underestimate the human races stupidity, it helps future rants13

(Humour)14

Make them cram-packed full of improvised jokes15

In-depth rants can be funny... sometimes16

Could be good to include a few knob jokes, never tried them myself...17

Humour is found in odd places, search for it...18

Elevate humour to maximum level, by insulting someone19

Leave people pissed of you at the end for maximum LULZ20

Leave people pissed off at the people pissed of at you for huger LULZ21

Elipses = pauses, and pauses = funny22

(I didn't put this as a column, because it's not really something you'd put as a column)