Later that night I woke up in a dark, damp and depressing room. It was very un-hygenic, there were all sorts of things eating at the walls, which slowly eroded them, there were chained up skeletons in all the corners of the room. I sat down in despair in one of the corners, pushing the rotting skeleton to the side. I didn't know what to do, I kept asking myself why I was here, was it because I once hired a hooker, is it because I cheated on my GCSE's? I didn't know, but I definetly cared.1
I layed around for a while, then I realized that the only torch that lit up the room, and quite dimly at that, wasn't attatched to the wall, and it could be picked up, so I went over and picked it up, to see what exactly was eroding the walls. I looked, there was nothing, I pressed against the wall, to see if there were any "stone termites" or something inside, but I hit jackpot, so to speak, one of the bricks went inside the wall, and it opened it, I could hear talking inside the place, so I sneaked in.2
It was very modern, steel walls, steel floors, everything was a bland, boring grey. I sneaked all the way down the stairs and took a peek into a room, there were all sorts of government officials, random people and even the President of the U.S.A! I was stunned, I listened in to what they were saying.
"How are our plans going?" the President asked
"Pretty good, Mr President, the public thinks there are weapons of mass destruction."3
And then it hit me, they must have started the Iraq war! But I continued listening.
"Also, we've been working in the labs, we've made this new flu, we call it H1N1, A.K.A, Swine Flu, I need you to start a global panic, and let everyone buy medication, and 60% goes to us, okay?" One of the other hooded men said "And if you don't, you'll be very, very sorry"4
Then I saw them stand up, so I ran back into my cell, and pretended to be sleeping.
"Pfft, look at him" one of them said "He'll be of use soon though".
Author notes
Thanks to Kira Wolf for talling me to write in the First Person
