im crushen on my homie part one

It was the day before Halloween and me and my friend lani were planning on chilling on Halloween by going to a party on the volcano in a town called Kula so Kula was about ¼ the way up the volcano jus because we were in Hawaii dose not mean it doesn’t get cold in some places and since Halloween this year was on a Saturday I still got to go to the movies today (*aka Friday) . This time we brought a few friends Elle and her bf brad they had been together for who knows how long now ANYWAYS so we walked from school to the bus stop which was in the next town Pukulani the bus stop was by a store called Foodland but the premises was called the terrace center it had other stores in it to like Omochaya and a bank subway etc. nothing rely big tho so people jus called it Foodland when we got there which took us about a good 45 min cause it was down hill we laughed and talked we talked story a lot today was going pretty good everyone was in a generally good mood or at least compared to there regular selves that is the only thing people fought over today was the answer to the century old question how many licks it took to got to the middle of a tootsie pop and that debate got pretty brutal but it was freaking hilarious at peoples reaction to a new opinion I mean I dare not ask what they would do for a Klondike bar that mite create a real problem people streaking and doing things I dare not think about or I mite puke A LOT hehehe but its still a funny thought1

today I wasn’t my total self I was usually a tom boy you know the baggy pants hat backwards or side ways and the big t-shirts and the skater shoes etc. but no today was the day I wanted to scare a few people my self not like shyt there pants scared which I could do to but scare them like who the F#&@ is that??!?!?! Which was exactly what I got I wore shot shorts and a elegant long sleeved shirt that was black with a nice design that hung off my shoulders and showed my back and I wore heels that made me look almost 6 foot my hair was down and soft and straight even my friends whistled with approval the whole day people were staring there attention directed away from all the ghouls and ghosts vampires werewolves and the monsters people thought of with there wide variety of imaginations some people were even random things like a monkey suit he wore a suit and a monkey mask so random some even wore a g string and skirt with a bra and these were the men2

I would think it would irritate there junk but I guess if there aint much to irritate they would be fine even some of the lesbians were checking me out I didn’t mind it’s the most attention ive gotten this year actuaialy that and my friends pointing out every guy who was staring and they would tell when a guy was freaking me out and one of them would come up and grab my waist and there faces would drop to a sadness and they would end the conversation with a sigh and a ‘well it looks like the girls got more balls then guys to talk to u then hmm?” id just smile and my friend would kiss me on the cheek and glare at him like she was gona castrate him on the spot ahh the good times ok back to the walking to Foodland thing sorry I get rely distracted easil- oh look a kitty I mean ugh umm see what I mean? 3

So when we got to Foodland we still had like an hour or so we decided to go to the store and get sum snacks to much on while we waited that took us like 20 min cause we take forever to pick what we wanted like it was a life or death situation or our last meal we ended up leaving with a lot of chips and lil candy bars like we were gona eat it all but whatever we didn’t eat we could sneak into the movies if we could get it passed the bus driver I had brought some speakers in my bad to connect to my I-pod and there weren’t any others around so we kina blasted me and Lani listened to the song smooth criminal by alien ant farm we knew ever word and replaced Annie with Danny it sounded close enuf plus I don’t like many chicks named Annie and couldn’t care less if they were ok but Danny the Dannie’s ive meet are pretty cool so yea you’d understand if u have listened to the song before…….4

We turned down the music as people started to arrive a couple kina freaked me out there were a couple I mean no disrespect but I couldn’t stop staring at them glancing and such one man had no eyes it was just skin and when he blinked his whole face would crunched up and his hands were like morphed into one like a glove I automatically thought he was something id find in the dark caravel or something ad his wife was normal jus she looked like one of those Arabic terrorists and they had a KID! I didn’t even wana know what was wrong with that kid I mean when he grown up he is gona have a lil trouble with the other kids but that could just be me I don’t wana judge but sometimes it is kina hard not to. Then another guy came around the corner and sat against the wall and me and Lani looked at each other then smiled and we had the same thought…..DAYUMMMM he was sex-C! 5

we giggled a bit and he smirked glancing at the two giggling girls a few feet away then I noticed a hatchet man necklace I pointed it out to Lani and she said “so?” “o rite I forgot u didn’t know bout the whole juggalo/lette thing” “what about it?” “watch this” she looked at me then him with a confused face I said quietly and sutelly “whoop whoop” he automatically turned in my direction in a flinching manner and stared at me trying to make sure that came from me I have a manly voice when I say that so I can see why he was trying to make sure then I looked on my I-pod and changed the song to homes by icp and he smiled and walked over I started to sing along with it and so did he he sat next to me I look at Lani “that’s what I meant” she jus stared at me like I just did magic “oohhh lucky bitch” she whispered in my ear…….. 6

I just smiled and after the song me and him talked till the bus came we had a lot in common his name was Jake he had been down with the clown for about 4 years now and his friends introduced him to the music and I learned a lot about him and his child hood his life he basically opened up to me completely and of course I listened I mean think about it you see a guy think he is hot then it turns out ur fucking Homies hells YEA!!! This was my kina Halloween ….. We talked on the bus ride Ellie sat by brad on one side being all coupley and gross stuff I sat by Lani and Jake sat in the row in front 7

he turned around and talked to us I learned we both like to burn listen to icp (obviously) and alotta other stuffs Lani didn’t even interrupt the conversation it was like she was just watching us like a nerd watches the TV she looked back and forth between us just smiling and shaking her head at the questions its like we had been friends forever already I knew I wasn’t as much of a hard core lette but he didn’t mind it that much the hard cores are on the mainland he was really cool could tell I was gona crush on him for a long time when we finally got to the mall we got off and got in a circle in a corner so “what the plan?”ellie said “well we can look at the times and if we have spare time we can Cruz in stores till the movie” “works” “good” “aaaannnd break” brad playfully pointed out that we looked like we were in a huddle we all laughed I barley notice Jake had joined our group we walked to the movie ticket place “so can I join you guys?” “umm sure” Jake smiled so did I the movie we wanted to see was SAW VI or saw 6 which ever same thing lol it started at about 430 it was about 400 so we decided to buy the tickets then look around8

brad followed Ellie into stores like American eagle and clares Lani me and Jake went to spencers but spencers started to freak her out so she went to hot topic I looked around the flashy lights Jake went straight to the porn and magazines after a while it was almost time to go to the movies so I decided to buy these contacts I say they made my eyes look a mix between red and purple they looked trippy and I bought some small fang tipped caps and then I bought some of that weird jelly kina stuff ur supposed to lick of the other person but I say it tastes good y not jus cut out the middle man so I bought some the cashier looked at me oddly aren’t u a lil young to have these kina nights? And glanced over to Jake my eyes went wide WAIT what?? U think hmmm umm I which hehehe but no” the cashier jus nodded not believing a word I said I was frustrated stupid nosey cashier bitch I said normally hopeing she herd me Jake noticed I was gone and left the store “so now were we headed?” “to find Lani in hot topic and get to the movies” “ok” he nodded and followed me when we got there I saw some trick pants and was instantly in love so I bought em they were neon green with black lines by the pockets and silver chains so after I bought em Lani bought what she wanted and we met Ellie and Brad by the theater 9

We went in and got out seats about 3 rows from the back and a sprite commercial came on when one person would smack into another person and they turned into a splash of sprite im like I wana try that I thought then the commercial came on again I jumped up and ran to the front my friends watched to see what the hell I was doing another girl from the front got up and joined me then in since with the commercial we ran and rammed into each other I launched her 2 rows back and she landed in her boyfriends lap astonished “o my god im so sorry” I laughed she smiled and got up and hugged me “its all good my names Annie” im like “of course I mean that’s a nice name im zed” I tell no one my real name its no fun hehehe we talked a few min then I let her go to be wit h her bf asking if I hurt her she seemed ok I came back and sat on the end like before Lani Ellie brad and Jake jus stared at me “you’re so fucking random zed” “yea I know what can I say wanted to try it” “yea but you could a like broke one of her ribs when did u get muscles twiggy” I jus laughed “idk maybe work” “o yea I forgot about that place” “yup now shut up the movies on” Jake jus stared at me in a wow face I hope I didn’t scare him hehehe that would suck 10

some of the movie I had to keep from laughing like at some of the peoples stupidity have u ever thought that maybe just maybe if u duck from the flaming steam while holding the leaver it could idk maybe not burn ur flesh I would think then I herd some one in the front yell “ewe the floors are so sticky” then me and Lani yelled “sorry I just came!” we all laughed taking our minds off the person who was melting from some chemical stuff I leaned over to Jake “hey” “yea?” “u ok?” “y cause it supposed to be a scary movie?” “no not that u jus seemed surprised and looked at me weird earlier” “oh well yea the girls I meet usually couldn’t pick up there own freaking purse” I laughed so did he then we went back to the movie. I smiled when the guy got his jaw partially ripped off but only cause he looked like the joker from bat man why so serious I mumbled Jake herd me and laughed a bit …………11