O L D S N A K 3: I do.2
O L D S N A K 3: OH3
O L D S N A K 3: I DO.4
O L D S N A K 3: BUT IT'S A SECRET.5
Slatebabyblue: Your secret is safe with me.6
But really, the only Jewish stereotype that I know of is that we have big noses and we are greedy.7
O L D S N A K 3: Stereotypes or facts?8
O L D S N A K 3: BA-DUM BA9
Slatebabyblue: I thought it was Ba dun dun sch.10
O L D S N A K 3: I write the rules here.11
Slatebabyblue: I BREAK the rules here.12
O L D S N A K 3: Then we shall fight in the shade.13
Slatebabyblue: Why in the shade?14
O L D S N A K 3: BECAUSE OF YOUR ARROWS.15
O L D S N A K 3: Or some shit.16
O L D S N A K 3: I haven't seen the movie in a while.17
Slatebabyblue: ..I should know this one.18
O L D S N A K 3: 300.19
Slatebabyblue: Saw it once. It was alright. For some reason thought it was Robin Hood men in tights..>.>20
O L D S N A K 3: WOW21
O L D S N A K 3: GTFO.22
Slatebabyblue: ..It's a good movie >:|23
If I knew what you actually were, I would have some insults to well insult you with too.24
O L D S N A K 3: I can tell you right now.25
O L D S N A K 3: German26
O L D S N A K 3: Irish27
O L D S N A K 3: Swedish28
O L D S N A K 3: And, um...29
O L D S N A K 3: One other thing, I think.30
O L D S N A K 3: Well, a couple other things.31
O L D S N A K 3: But there are 4 main ones.32
Slatebabyblue: Don't you have some sort of Native American? 33
Slatebabyblue: And that's cool. 34
O L D S N A K 3: NOPE 35
Slatebabyblue: You kinda look like it a little bit.36
Well. I still don't know any stereotypes. Except that Germans hate Jews, Irishmen drink too much, Swedish....speaks for itself.37
O L D S N A K 3: Like a box fulla win.38
Slatebabyblue: :|39
Slatebabyblue: We are natural born enemies.40
O L D S N A K 3: Would you like to see...41
O L D S N A K 3: Mah oven?42
Slatebabyblue: >_< That's so terrible.43
Slatebabyblue: Lol. Hah. I know a really bad Jew joke >.>44
O L D S N A K 3: I do too.45
O L D S N A K 3: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?46
Slatebabyblue: A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. xD47
Slatebabyblue: I'm looking at that page right now. Busted.48
O L D S N A K 3: What?49
O L D S N A K 3: No.50
O L D S N A K 3: The pizza tastes good.51
O L D S N A K 3: wtf r u talking about?52
Slatebabyblue: That makes no sense. 53
Slatebabyblue: http://www.tightrope.cc/jokes.htm54
O L D S N A K 3: You make no sense.55
Slatebabyblue: I know. I like it better that way.56
Slatebabyblue: How many Jews can you fit in Volkswagon?57
O L D S N A K 3: 1.58
O L D S N A K 3: Hundred.59
O L D S N A K 3: Million.60
Slatebabyblue: ...Is that your final answer?61
O L D S N A K 3: Perhaps.62
Slatebabyblue: 63
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.64
I'm sorry, but you just lost. Please feel free to try again next time.65
O L D S N A K 3: FUCK 66
O L D S N A K 3: I WAS GONNA SAY IF THEY WERE ALL ASHES67
O L D S N A K 3: LOL68
Slatebabyblue: LOL too bad for you.69
Damn bold font.70
O L D S N A K 3: D;71
Slatebabyblue: ;]72
O L D S N A K 3: NO.73
O L D S N A K 3: AND I'M DONE WITH THOSE JEWISH JOKES.74
O L D S N A K 3: MY WIFE'S A JEW, YOU INSENSITIVE...75
Slatebabyblue: O rly?76
O L D S N A K 3: Rly.77
Slatebabyblue: I didn't know you got married. Congratulations...Jew Lover.78
O L D S N A K 3 is away at 1:17 A.M. 79
O L D S N A K 3: WHAT DA FUK DID U SAY?80
Slatebabyblue: You heard me...Punk.81
O L D S N A K 3: STOP THE JEW HATE.82
O L D S N A K 3: I LOVE JEWS.83
O L D S N A K 3: I'M NOT EVEN GERMAN.84
Slatebabyblue: LOL. I'm allowed. It's like....self-racism. But Jewishness isn't a race. SCREW THAT.85
B...but you said you were :[86
O L D S N A K 3: NO IT'S NOT.87
O L D S N A K 3: AND I AM.88
O L D S N A K 3: BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE89
Slatebabyblue: I WONT...if you give me a cookie.90
O L D S N A K 3: HEIL 91
Slatebabyblue: LOL. Nazi.92
O L D S N A K 3: ;]93
Slatebabyblue: =P Dude...it's like ... 1:30 am..94
O L D S N A K 3: Row row, fight social norms.95
Slatebabyblue: But I'm tired :[96
O L D S N A K 3: LOSER.97
O L D S N A K 3: OSER.98
O L D S N A K 3: SER.99
O L D S N A K 3: ER.100
O L D S N A K 3: R.101
O L D S N A K 3: .102
Slatebabyblue: .... LOL.103
O L D S N A K 3: .104
O L D S N A K 3: R.105
O L D S N A K 3: ER.106
O L D S N A K 3: SER.107
O L D S N A K 3: OSER.108
O L D S N A K 3: LOSER.109
Slatebabyblue: XD You're crazy, you know that?110
O L D S N A K 3: I know.111
O L D S N A K 3: And I.112
O L D S N A K 3: Depend in it.113
O L D S N A K 3: Every day.114
Slatebabyblue: Depend on it, you mean?115
O L D S N A K 3: NO116
O L D S N A K 3: IF I MEANT ON, I WOULD HAVE SAID ON117
Slatebabyblue: But ... Depend in it makes no sense :S118
O L D S N A K 3: Neither do CRAY PEOPLE119
Slatebabyblue: Cray people? o.o120
O L D S N A K 3: HAHAHA121
O L D S N A K 3: KILL THE FUCKING BATMAN122
Slatebabyblue: I loooooove Batman. 123
I just want my phone call.124
O L D S N A K 3: He dies. ;[125
Slatebabyblue: Nooo the girl dies
126Slatebabyblue: That movie. Made. Me. Give. Up. On. Love. D:127
Slatebabyblue: And I think it was supposed to be a sequel to something...not sure what.128
Go heath ledger But my favorite superhero is the green lantern.129
O L D S N A K 3: HE OD'S 130
Slatebabyblue: Aww.... =(131
Slatebabyblue: He was such a good actor..and really cute too.132
O L D S N A K 3: >_>133
Slatebabyblue: What? Have you never seen 10 things I hate about you? 134
Slatebabyblue: He's like...eye candy @_@135
O L D S N A K 3:
136O L D S N A K 3: LOLWOW, JEWS HAHA.137
Slatebabyblue: JEW LOVING GERMAN STFU.138
... Dark long curls = ♥139
I don't care about anything other than eyes, smile, hair and personality.140
Slatebabyblue: Nooo heart didn't come up. :[141
O L D S N A K 3: Germans can't love Jews.142
O L D S N A K 3: That's illegal.143
Slatebabyblue: Yeah. But that makes it so much more dangerous.144
O L D S N A K 3: Oh man.145
O L D S N A K 3: And that's pretty hot.146
Slatebabyblue:
147O L D S N A K 3: To just ram her up against a wall with >9000 nazis in the other room.148
O L D S N A K 3: Good times.149
O L D S N A K 3: Wait, what?150
Slatebabyblue: O.o lol..sounds like some terrible porno.151
O L D S N A K 3: That's what I'm all about 152
Slatebabyblue: >_>153
Slatebabyblue: I feel bad for any Jewish chick around you
154O L D S N A K 3: Because they're going to get rammed?155
O L D S N A K 3: That's a good thing, though.156
Slatebabyblue: How so?157
O L D S N A K 3: It's sexual tension EVERYBODY'S GOT IT158
Slatebabyblue: Oh boy, that's hot.159
O L D S N A K 3: YEAH MAN160
O L D S N A K 3: SECKS @ NAO161
Slatebabyblue:
have fun with that.162O L D S N A K 3: 7 HOUSES DOWN.163
O L D S N A K 3: 12:30.164
O L D S N A K 3: I THINK165
O L D S N A K 3: I HAVE AN IDEA166
O L D S N A K 3: AND IT BEGINS WITH R.167
Slatebabyblue: DUDE. You're late. RUN 168
...Yeah. That was the word.169
O L D S N A K 3: RUN? 170
O L D S N A K 3: RA.171
O L D S N A K 3: DOES THAT HELP MORE?172
Slatebabyblue: RAP I like Rap 173
O L D S N A K 3: YOU GOT THE P RIGHT 174
O L D S N A K 3: ONE MORE LETTER.175
Slatebabyblue: RAPT. I'm so like RAPT in this man. Groovy.176
O L D S N A K 3: RAPE 177
O L D S N A K 3: CHACHING178
Slatebabyblue: ...That's no fun.179
Slatebabyblue: Not for the Jews atleast
180O L D S N A K 3: She'd like it181
O L D S N A K 3: I'm a pro at this sorta thing.182
Slatebabyblue: ...If she liked it, it wouldn't be rape
183Logic wins184
O L D S N A K 3: But if there's a fight.185
O L D S N A K 3: It's more fun.186
Slatebabyblue: That's kinky. Well. Have fun. Be safe. 187
O L D S N A K 3: Like, use a condom?188
Slatebabyblue: Like..when you're running from the cops, kill everyone you see.189
O L D S N A K 3: In mid-rape.190
O L D S N A K 3: Nice idea.191
Slatebabyblue: LOL. Rape while running..that's a new one.192
O L D S N A K 3: I'd try it/193
O L D S N A K 3: I mean.194
O L D S N A K 3: How can it go wrong.195
Slatebabyblue: Haha. Trip and fall.196
Slatebabyblue: Nothing wrong with it being a little rough.197
Slatebabyblue: No wait.198
Slatebabyblue: REALLY rough.199
O L D S N A K 3: exactly.200
O L D S N A K 3: Really rough is how I play.201
O L D S N A K 3: IT'S MY RULES.202
Slatebabyblue: Well. Be careful. Jews break rules.203
O L D S N A K 3: This one can't even be a Jew.204
O L D S N A K 3: She's probably trolling me205
Slatebabyblue:
206O L D S N A K 3: Yeah, I know, right.207
O L D S N A K 3: I'm getting tired and horny, this is a BUMMER.208
Slatebabyblue: >_> 209
Well. Go to bed ... or call that chick up and explain the situation. I'm sure she'll understand.210
O L D S N A K 3: MAN, OPTION 2 IS LOOKING REALLY FUCKING SWEET RIGHT ABOUT NOW 211
Slatebabyblue: Yeah. Work it, and you may just get lucky tonight
212O L D S N A K 3: It's cold out.213
O L D S N A K 3: I think...214
O L D S N A K 3: she should come to ME.215
Slatebabyblue: Ordering out....I like the idea.
216O L D S N A K 3: LOL217
O L D S N A K 3: SHIT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.218
Slatebabyblue: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? Get on that.219
O L D S N A K 3: I DON'T THINK I SHOULD CALL THE HOME PHONES AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT.220
O L D S N A K 3: Or:221
O L D S N A K 3: morening.222
O L D S N A K 3: MORNING223
Slatebabyblue: You seriously need to get her cellphone. Stop living in the past.224
O L D S N A K 3: I don't really call often.225
O L D S N A K 3: So I never really deal with cell numbers~226
Slatebabyblue: Well. That's understandable. I hate talking on the phone..so I know what you mean.227
But really. If you want any action, you'll have to tell her
228O L D S N A K 3: Or just walk over.229
O L D S N A K 3: Direct secks.230
O L D S N A K 3: Rite nao.231
O L D S N A K 3: No exceptions.232
Slatebabyblue: Demand it. Or take it
233O L D S N A K 3: BY FORCE.234
Slatebabyblue: LOL235
She won't know what hit her.236
O L D S N A K 3: Literally.237
O L D S N A K 3: lol238
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