Warrior Cats Halloween

At ThunderClan Camp1

Hollyleaf: I'm SOOOO Excited!2

Jayfeather: Hmph. Who cares? It's just Halloween. 3

Hollyleaf: Say WHAT????4

Jayfeather: Dude, it's just Halloween.5

Hollyleaf: -.-6

Jayfeather: Anyway, what are you dressing up as?7

Hollyleaf: The Warrior Code, duh! 8

Jayfeather: Of course.9

Lionblaze: Yo!!10

Jayfeather: What are YOU being?11

Lionblaze: A warrior!12

Jayfeather: Dude, you ARE a warrior!13

Lionblaze: No.... I'm a warrior CAT but I'm being a a warrior with ARMOR!!!14

Jayfeather: Go figure.15

Firestar: Okay peeps, we are off! Ferncloud, stay at the nursery to give out candy, Icepaw at the apprentice's den, Leafpool at the medicine cat's den, Cloudtail, stay at the warrior's den, and Brambleclaw give out candy at my den.16

Jayfeather: What's Firestar being?17

Hollyleaf: MJ.18

Jayfeather: Say who?19

Foxpaw: MJ! LOL, ROFL! Michael Jackson! LOL! HAHA!20

Jayfeather: What's up with HIM?21

Lionblaze: He's a girl obsessed with texting.22

Jayfeather: Go figure.23

Firestar: We're off to WindClan!24

Foxpaw: LOL! WC! BRB, I'LL B AT DA BR!25

ThunderClan: Okay.....26

Hollyleaf: What are you being Jayfeather?27

Jayfeather: Me.28

Foxpaw: LOL! UR KIDDIN!29

Jayfeather: 30

*ThunderClan goes to WindClan*31

AT WINDCLAN..32

ThunderClan: Trick or treat!33

Harespring: Here you go. Gives candy to all of the cats.34

Firestar: This is a Thriller!35

Foxpaw: LOL SO MUCH CANDY! BTW, U R Awesome Hare!36

Harespring: What's up with him.37

Jayfeather: Girl obsessed with texting.38

Harespring: Gotcha. Now go to Ashfoot, she's at the leader's den.39

Sandstorm: Yeah! This is the BEST, OF BOTH WORLDS!40

Hollyleaf: Typical. Miley Cyrus.41

Foxpaw: LOL GR8 Singing Sandy!42

Firestar: I'm BAD! Draws paw over curly black wig.43

Hollyleaf: We are so weird.44

Foxpaw: LOL YEAH!45

Jayfeather: Trick or Treat, Ashfoot?46

Ashfoot: Treat. *Throws candy into everyone's bag*47

Foxpaw: ROFL! UR KIDDING, RIGHT? JUST DIS, UR JK RIGHT?48

Ashfoot: Er, no.49

Foxpaw: ISS! (I'm so sad!)50

*The Clan visits the rest of WindClan with outbursts of Miley Cyrus, MJ, and texting girls*51

At RiverClan....52

Jayfeather: It's so watery here!53

Lionblaze: You should have been a fish to swim!54

Jayfeather: -.-55

Hollyleaf: Trick or treat!56

Mothwing: Take as many berries as you like!57

Willowshine: NO!!!! Those are deathberries!58

Mothwing: Oh yeah.59

Foxpaw: Not KOOL, dude. NK.60

Mothwing:.....61

Firestar: Beat it! Just beat it!62

Sandstorm: Keep the faith, baby! It's all about, it's all about the Climb!63

Hollyleaf: We are very eccentric.64

Sorreltail is a dictionary65

Sorreltail: Eccentric: odd and noticeable!66

Foxpaw: Dude, NK. Use some like, txting language. duh.67

Sorreltail: You are very epicene, Foxpaw.68

Foxpaw: Lol, ur jk right?69

Sorreltail: No, I'm being austere right now.70

Foxpaw: LOL, UR FUNNY.71

Sorreltail- Be stilled Foxpaw.72

Jayfeather: Dudes, we need to go to ShadowClan now!73

Sorreltail: Okay, noble Jayfeather.74

Foxpaw. ROFL!75

In ShadowClan....76

Lionblaze: Trick or treat!77

Blackstar: TRICK!78

*Zombies creep out of the dens with candy in their hands*79

NOTE: THESE ZOMBIES ARE CATS.80

Foxpaw: NK Dudes! NK!81

Firestar: Darkness falls across the land82

The midnight hour is close at hand83

Creatures crawl in search of blood84

To terrorize y'alls neighborhood85

THRILLER, YEAH!86

The foulest stench is in the air87

The funk of forty thousand years88

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb89

Are closing in to seal your doom90

And though you fight to stay alive91

Your body starts to shiver92

For no mere mortal can resist93

The evil of the thriller 94

Blackstar: THE SONG! RETREAT!95

*Zombie-cats flee dropping candy*96

Foxpaw: Now dis is the treat!97

Firestar: Your welcome!98

Jayfeather: What a weird night.99

Moon: MWHAHAHA!