Preface
There I was, driving on interstate 405 Bellevue Seattle Washington. I was completely wasted behind my 98’ Jeep going 82 miles per hour blasting Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. Amanda was stoned out of her mind from all the drugs she smoked, snorted, popped, or probably even injected. Vince and his girlfriend Jessica were both in the back seat drunk, and stoned but still had enough energy in them to make out. After all, Vince is a heavy drinker and Jess is a huge Pothead. All in all nobody in my vehicle were paying attention to the road or Don Meyers car which was right beside us just as intoxicated as we all were.
Out comes a large white-tailed deer from God knows where. I didn’t even see any woods around along the highway. I had to think extremely fast seeing how I was one second away from getting myself and all my loved ones killed. I turn my wheel as fast as I can try to avoid a massive collision with the deer and Bob Meyer’s car. My Jeep goes left and luckily missed the deer.
At this point Vince was screaming his bloody lungs out at me. And Amanda and Jess were both scared shit after almost getting killed. I pull over and use my hazard lights as a signal to Bob Myers to pull over as well. While pulling over, Vince grabs another beer from his hand made cooler, Jess grabs another cigarette, and Amanda takes another tablet of Vicoden and pops it. As for me, I was just lucky to be alive and ready to call it a night. Most importantly, I was ready to get my ass home.
Bob Meyers and Frank Smith both get out of the car and go towards my driver seat window.
“Hey man you guys ok? We’re all just lucky to be alive” Said Bob.
“Yeah dude I said, we’re all find but I think I’m going to call it a night. I am way too tired to be driving at this hour” I say rubbing my two eyes.
“Oh does that mean that you and the other aren’t going to George River’s last Halloween party? You can’t miss it Bro”.
“Tom, I don’t give a shit if you’re tired I am going” yelled Vince, I can tell her, Amanda, and Jess all wanted to go very badly.
“Ok, how about this, Bob do you think that there is enough room for Vince, Jess, and Amanda can fit in your car?
“Yeah as long as one of you sits on somebody’s lap. Tom, George has enough beds for those who are in o condition to leave the party. So that means that everyone can just say there and you can pick them up in the morning”.
“Ok fine. Amanda, be careful do not do anything too strong of too dangerous. Be sure to stay indoors, I don’t want to have another repeat of last year’s party.
“Ok babe, sure whatever you say I love you” Amanda says, tripping balls off of Vicoden.
“I love you too if anything ever happened to you, I would be lost”.
“I will pick all of your asses up tomorrow morning so be sure to stay at George’s house. Be careful.
“Yeah dude I said, we’re all find but I think I’m going to call it a night. I am way too tired to be driving at this hour” I say rubbing my two eyes.
“Oh does that mean that you and the other aren’t going to George River’s last Halloween party? You can’t miss it Bro”.
“Tom, I don’t give a shit if you’re tired I am going” yelled Vince, I can tell her, Amanda, and Jess all wanted to go very badly.
“Ok, how about this, Bob do you think that there is enough room for Vince, Jess, and Amanda can fit in your car?
“Yeah as long as one of you sits on somebody’s lap. Tom, George has enough beds for those who are in o condition to leave the party. So that means that everyone can just say there and you can pick them up in the morning”.
“Ok fine. Amanda, be careful do not do anything too strong of too dangerous. Be sure to stay indoors, I don’t want to have another repeat of last year’s party.
“Ok babe, sure whatever you say I love you” Amanda says, tripping balls off of Vicoden.
“I love you too if anything ever happened to you, I would be lost”.
“I will pick all of your asses up tomorrow morning so be sure to stay at George’s house. Be careful.
So there I was trusting Bob Meyers, Bellevue High School’s biggest alcoholic driving the love of my life Amanda Colvin, my closest best friend, Vince Michaels, and his girlfriend Jessica Leigh to a Halloween party just so I can get my beauty sleep. Is this a mistake?1
“Here we go Life’s waiting to begin tonight”
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