I am going to give the 2nd option a try

I am going to write this just off the top of my head.1

I was trying to think of a fantasy or dream I have recently had that would be good for this, but I decided to go with a reoccurring fantasy in my life. This is not the one with several naked chics and me with multiples penises (or is that peni), so you do not need to worry. 2

This is the I'm at my work/school and we're attacked by a group of robbers/terrorist/stereotypical evil people and I of course save the day, daydream. 3

The fantasy/daydream goes something like this. I am working or studying, as was the case in the old days. An evil group of men has decided to take the building I am in hostage. I wish I worked at a bank or something to make this slightly believable. The place I work at now makes bread, so I guess they are trying to cut off a small percentage of America's garlic bread supply. 4

I of course am lucky and skilled enough to find a hiding spot undetected. I have actually scouted out good spots to go in case of such an emergency. This merciless group always finds out I have gotten away. The leader will send out somebody to find me. I almost feel sorry for this guy sometimes. He is the "expendable" member of the group. Using my awesome stealth and ruthless killing abilities, I always make quick work of this poor sap. 5

Then as is the case in real life after you kill somebody. I become somewhat of a cocky bad ass and communicate with the terrorist leader. Oh, I think I forgot to mention the bad guys have two-way radios. I say something like "whose next”.6

This pisses them off and then they start to threaten and torture my co-workers. They are pretty lucky here. They always focus on some girl I happen to have a thing for (or at least think is effin hot).7

This draws me out. Then in a one vs. five battle, I prevail against all odds. I have a theory that against impossible odds like that one suddenly gains years of ninja skills. This is normally followed by my multiple peni fantasy.8