Conversations With Me, Myself and I

MEEEEEEEEE!1

Yeah?2

I didn't call for Myself, I called for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!3

But, I’m myself, which is me, which is who you called for anyway.4

What?5

It makes perfect sense.6

It makes no sense at all!7

It does so make sense! Listen, right, I am Myself, which is Me, which is the person you called for.8

I still don't get it.9

Why can I understand it and you can't?!10

But, I can't understand it.11

I didn't mean I as in you, I meant I as in me.12

How do you know if Me understands?13

Oh for gods sake! I meant me as in myself!14

Oooooooooooooooh, now I get it.15

Oh now I get it! YOU BETTER FRIKKEN GET IT 'CAUSE I'M NOT EXPLAINING IT AGAIN!16

Hey guys, what’s all the commotion?17

I called you.18

What did you want me for?19

Oh! Not me, HIM! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DOES NO-ONE SEE THE STUPIDITY OF THIS SITUATION BUT ME?!20

Sheesh, what’s up his ass?21

I know eh, he was trying to sell me some nonsense about him being you or somethin'.22

But I wasn't here, how could he have been trying to sell me some nonsense about whatever?23

No no no, not me as in you, me as in I.24

Oh, I think I see what you're talking about. 25

Yeah, it’s not that hard, really.26

OH MY GOD! YOU GET IT NOW BUT WHEN I TRY AND EXPLAIN IT, NO-ONE FRIKKEN UNDERSTANDS!27

But Me understood when I explained it.28

HOLY CRAP! NOT I AS IN YOU! I AS IN ME!!!!!!!29

What is he on about?!30

Dunno, maybe we should help him.31

Meh, he'll be ok.32

I guess.33

Guess what?34

Nothing.35

Why'd you tell me to guess then?36

OH DONT YOU GET IT?!YOU TWO IDIOTS ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET!37

You just insulted yourself.38

Wha…?39

Well, you just said that I was the stupidest person you've ever met, which means that you were saying that you are the stupidest person you've ever met.40

Huh? Oh my god! You’re right!41

Well, duh.