Hello my fellow friends.1
Lets get this straight.2
Everyone rants right?3
Maybe about twilight or something/show/person.4
I'm okay with that sort of ranting.5
But is you rant about how bad your life is:6
SOME OF US HERE DON'T NEED TO READ IT.7
I'm damn right sick of it. "Oh I'm so sad!" Do something instead of ranting.8
I don't actually mind if you rant and will accept our tender loving care. Do it, and we'll try to make you feel better.9
If you keep on screaming about people who are trying to cheer you up, or how we should just leave you alone, don't post it! Me only is fine! "Oh leave me alone I don't wanna talk rite now!"10
And no one likes to get screamed at when they're trying to cheer you up. 11
They are trying to make you feel better.12
SO. Do two things:13
Thank them for trying to cheer you up14
OR,If you didn't want them to:15
Thank them and say you don't want to talk about it politely.16
DO NOT SCREAM AT THEM FOR MAKING YOU FEEL WORSE.17
THEY could be doing something else, and you scream at them for their efforts.18
Yes yes. Do whatever you want. Scream at me, yell, and whatever.19
But no one can say I am wrong about this.20
Well, technically, they can.21
But that doesn't mean I'm going to listen.22
Scream at me while I'm breaking a record on JamLegend.23
Yell at the world why puppies are so cute.24
Do it.25
Tell someone.26
Or keep it to yourself.27
Remember, I'm only saying this. This goes for everyone. But you can pretend I didn't write it.28
That way everyone is happy.
Author notes
I've made this long ago, and I've added some stuff to it since I first made it. Also seen on my page and journal.
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Comments
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Nice rant, very funny! Goood luck in the contest!
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Oh yeah!
This- AZANMIG.
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