Totally Fails Lyrics (Not done Yet)

You were walking down the street when all a suddenly,
You saw a man that you thought looked like a friend,
So you walked him to your house, and let him look around.
Girl, this is where your lesson begins.
Next thing you know, he was standing by the phone
And he was asking for what digits to call,
Then he grabbed you by your wrist,
Gave you a lil' twist, Kissed you and then he went off on his way.1

You're in hot water,
Watcha gonna do now?
You got caught red-handed
With a knife in your mouth.
There's not much you can do
With a Kalamazoo.
Betcha can't smell the roses
Cause you don't know what to do.2

Next thing you know, you were waiting by the phone
Awaiting a little electronic company,
When the phone did ring, you know who it had to be,
So you picked up and answered frantically.
On the other end, there was a guy's girlfriend
Who was possibly hyped up on all the drugs,
She was yellin', she was screamin', she was looking for a beatin'
You couldn't have possible known what to say.3

You're in hot water,
Watcha gonna do now?
You got caught red-handed
With a knife in your mouth.
There's not much you can do
With a Kalamazoo.
Betcha can't smell the roses
Cause you don't know what to do.