there was once a man. this man needed someone dead. He had a great and terrible secret, and this man knew what it was. He didn't like that. He wanted to be the only one who knew this secret. so he hired a man to do the job for him. This man was deadly. his name was dexter. Dexter Dinkleburg. the deadliest bounty hunter alive. the man showed dexter a picture of the man. Dexter took it and went off. after a bit of searching, he found the man who the other man wanted dead. Dexter grabbed hold of his sniper rifle. He was on top of a building, out of the man's view. He waited for the man to come to a standing position. He took aim and fired. Unfortunately, another man had stepped in the bullet's way and Dexter's bullet had hit him instead. "Damn!" thought Dexter as the man ran off in terror.1
Dexter knew the cops would be on the scene any minute, so he went back into the building he was on top of and walked down to ground level, climbed into his car, and drove after the man, whose name was Larry, by the way.2
He reached Larry just as he was entering his house. Dexter pointed his magnum out the window and fired. unfortunately, his aim was off and he hit the man's window. The bullet flew through the window and broke a vase on a coffee table in Larrys living room. He took one more shot, but it hit the ground just next to Larrys feet. Larry ran into his house, terrified, and locked the door. He picked up his phone and dialed 911. cursing his luck, Dexter drove away towards the mans office.3
once he got there, after telling the man that Larry was not dead, Dexter drove off again to pursue him. He drove past the mans house first. There, to Dexters horror, were several police cars, and some policemen were questioning Larry, probably about Dexters attack on him. Then, Larry, looking terrified, pointed directly at Dexter, screaming something that sounded a lot like "Thats him!" 4
"Shit!" thought Dexter as the cops jumped into their cars and began to chase him. he slammed down on the gas pedal and sped off. He turned right into an alley, then left onto a large street. He sped down the street before taking a left, then a right, another right, and a left onto a crowded freeway, He began switching lanes to get past cars, then exited onto a bridge. He opened the door of his car and jumped out as it crashed into the barrier and flew off the edge of the bridge into the water. The police, who had amazingly stayed with him, swerved to a stop in front of him. that was when he took out his shotgun and shot a passing motorcyclists. He jacked the motorcyce and drove right between two stopped police cars and off. The policemen got back into their cars, turned around and drove after Dexter.5
Dexter turned left and got back on the freeway going the other way. He drove all the way back to Larry's house, took out his magnum and shot him in the head. Then he got run over by the police cars6
THE END7
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This sucks your mother's ass with a straw. Good job.
