Shay: once upon a time2
there were two ducklings.3
their names were gerrold and steve.4
Luci: DUCKS5
Shay: they swam happily about in their pond with their mother.6
one day, gerrold said to steve "Let us go and explore the world outside the pond!" steve agreed.7
"lets walk down this path," said gerrold. so the two fluffy ducklings shuffled along the cobblestones.8
it got darker and darker in the shadows. tall, windowless structures loomed above them on either side. they were in a foul-smelling alley.9
steve was having a wonderful time. he quacked happily to himself and clumsily made his way under a dumpster.10
"steve!" gerrold cried. "where are you going?!"11
"this isnt really happening" said steve from under the dumpster. "ducks cant talk."12
"i dont care!" said gerrold. "we could still get killed or eaten or DRUGGED!"13
"whats DRUGGED?" asked steve14
"Its....when everything looks prettier and you dont know who you are anymore and the world just seems brighter and......"15
steve was like "yo im down lets get some"16
"NO you dont understand!" said gerrold "DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!"17
"but nothing you said sounds bad, " said steve. "it sounds like fun. Lets do it!"18
"but...." said gerrold.19
"NO BUTS" said steve. "oh look, some conveniently located drugs that happen to have somehow ended up under this dumpster!" he proceeded to snort some cocaine. "DUduduUuUde!!!!! YOoOoO HOLYSHit gerroLD!!!!!!! im sOO fucKIED YUP COMe try@itssooo Godood and besideds all the cool kids are doing it..."20
"I WANNA BE A COOL KID!" gerrold cried so he went and shot up some heroin which was also under the dumpster.21
the end.22
Luci: Hmmm.23
That is a strange story.24
Shay: is that a problem?25
Luci: No.26
Shay: good
27Luci: It's good, if there wasn't anything strange in the world the world would be boring28
Shay: indeed.29
Luci: And you used ducks... I have a bit of an obbsession with ducks30
Shay: lol ducks are great31
Luci: Haha. Yesh32
Quack
Shay: hehe
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