Wrath, Ambition, Suicide, Purgatory; The History of the W.A.S.P.

I have lived before! I used to be a W.A.S.P. (Wanton Angel's Suicidal Poltergeist) for Zeus on Mount Olympus (I was one of his many "love-childs").1

I ran little errands for him...things like eradicating any threat amongst the Gods. By using my intangible talents, I could convince all of them (without revealing my true identity) to cash in their chips and kill themselves by becoming mortal humans. (Legend has it that law-men, psychics and all other mortal muck-salesmen have strived to learn the tricks of my trade over eons of human history!...I wonder why )2

I was revered by Zeus, and as a result I became very successful, but that success was always doomed to change! That was before my own love-child was born. Venus bore the child, and it came out of her womb with a black mow-hawk and seven bear-clawed toes! Zeus and Venus were married, Zeus was unfaithful, and thus, Venus sought to coin the term: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"! The child grew out of infancy overnight, and sprouted angel's wings on his back and sharp black quills like a porcupine's, all over it's body.3

I was then banished into human mortality by Zeus himself, and in his fury, he passed me a pair of unintentional curses that have proven to be quite a splendid pair of gifts...mortal POWER and mortal RE-INCARNATION!4

This is my fifth mortal life, and I can finally remember my other lives. Thus, this is the one in which I can finally lift the veil of my true identity to share with everyone.5

My TRUE past:6

*sVento--HenpeckHobo*7

Zeus' illegitamate son; the Professional W.A.S.P. at his service8

(a Pro-Bono Wanton Angel's Suicidal Poltergeist)9

*AKA the Con-Scientist*10

(banished into mortality)11

Post-Banishment mortal lives:12

1.)Gaius Julius Caesar (assassinated in 44 BC)13

2.)William Shakespeare (1563-1620)14

3.)William Barret Travis (August 1, 1809 - March 6, 1836)15

4.)Adolph Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945)16

5.)Brady Patrick Passant *September 18, 1983-?...I'm still kickin' baby!*17

I am "The Man" that every huck-mucked hobo despises 18

Yep...I'm royally bona-fide!19

A truly WASP-ish Porcupine with Wings...and I do LOVE to fly! 20