BeanTales: GordonEars Be Gone!

Okay so, these stories are a collection me and Hollie are writing. The Written Truth & glitterydoom! So Hollie = HollieBean I = TashBean! This is the first mission in the series we are putting together. So me and Hollie are beans we do missions when we are bored; this happens to be our first mission. In the future we will defiantly have allot more missions to come! 1

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Okay, so once upon a time, well actually it was 19:46 on the 30th of October when two beans were bored and hyper! Then they heard the sound of....dundundun...hairdryers! And voila, magic and the story I’m about to tell you, was born the awesomeness of two beans, the friendship that fights their crimes together. The daring obstacles that put them to the test!... 8


MissionONE: GordonEars! BE GONE! One night; around 7PM Hollie & Tashie bean were very (and I mean very) bored. Their instinct caught the better of them, they had to put their well earned skills to the test! Thinking hard and staring blankly into space they put their thinking caps on. Thought hard for about 20mintues and then, in randomness! An idea…Struck them… Their most amazing idea in the history of amazing thinking cap ideas was....to use the hairdryers they could hear.. Too.... blow the ears off George brown, the horrific mix of the two pollutions, George bush and Gordon brown.9

Once they had this spectacular idea in their head, there was nothing to stop these two beans in crime! Heading out of the BleepBing gates which lead to the underground cellar, they searched high and low for an effective hair dryer. Seen as they had many stored under there they had a pretty good amount to choose from. Finally they chose one estimating that it would be able to blow objects at about 100mph HollieBean & TashieBean decided this; was the one for them. 10

Having chosen the weapon Tashbean and HollieBean snuck out of the BeanieMantion and started the long trek to Downing Street. Number 10 to be in fact. They knocked three strong beanie times and hid round the corner until someone opened the door. While this person, some unimportant worker, was looking the other way they zoomed in and went up the stairs in search of their prey. 11

Stepping curiously upon to the carpets of where their prey would eventually be summoned, they searched. Creeping around wall corners and peeking through doors left ajar they could not seem to find Mr. Gordon mixed in with Mr. George. But then, Clearly in their reach he appeared looking to the floor to see what that mysterious sniggering was he bent down. Shooting quickly out of sight HollieBean got to work on setting the ZoomerTroom1000 Hairdryer up, leaving TashieBean to set the trap they had in store for poor old GordonGeogre. 12

Now, setting up this hairdryer was no easy task for HollieBean, because it was very fiddly and there were allot of parts to this awesome weapon of hair drying destruction. 13

First, she had to choose the perfect spot, for if they missed even one inch, mr.george.gordon would keep his ears and that would be despicable! 14

Second, getting it out of the wonderful transportation device, also known as.....dun dun.... a bag. This was harder than it sounds because the inside of the bag was fraying and parts of the weapon kept getting caught however, with one big tug HollieBean managed to pull it out and start setting it up… 15

Meanwhile, Tashbean was working on what you could call; the masterpiece of all traps. Her aim was to tie up some very wearable rope threads. But of course into the ceiling tiles of his bedroom where the rope could then; be attached perfectly into the light bulb! Where he would get the shock of his life! Knowing that the trap would be in the bedroom HollieBean scurried off in hope of finding a hiding place to set up! 16

So HollieBean finished setting up the weapon in bedroom, while Tashbean set up the trap and together they waited for the perfect moment, before they both screamed, "FOR THE BEANS!" and waited for their enemy to appear. He came running, followed by allot of security men who were easily blown away by the weapon which HollieBean had finished recalibrating. 17

Waiting eagerly for the perfect moment, Tashbean squatted down in the corner. Pressing the Zoom-Storm on the remote button just as the enemy ran in and approached…down the net fell! Straight onto him, out of the sight the beans clambered up high onto a nearby coffee table slamming the door shut and locking the room off as they did so. Here they had their enemy right where they wanted him…alone and venerable. They got to work… 18

HollieBean pressed the trigger and both beans watched as mr.george.gordon ears were blown straight of his face. Both beans cheered, packed away their weapons and left their earless enemy to wallow in the net. They sneaked out of the window and celebrated both happily giving each other high fives and BeanHugs. Another mission successful 19

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