[ Hi, my name is John... ]

Hi, my name is John...
You see, Im not your typical human being. I was eaten by this...Rabid hobo, or something! And since then, I haven't been well...normal. Im glad that I had my inhaler with me at the time of my death, or else my asthma would have really done something to me! I think I have actually become a zombie!
The reason why I think this is because of the urges to eat human flesh...Well, I wouldn't consider them urges anymore, seeing as though there are some, dead bodies in my closet. I however, wouldn't think much of it...this might just be an extremely detailed dream, or maybe just a phase, Oh well.1

Well, I know this girl, and even though she sacrifices small animals or infants in her spare time, she turns me on! I think she might be going through a phase, kind of like me except hers is more... well, creepy. I don't care however, because either way she probably won't talk to me because of my nerdiness and the slight acne problem that causes my face to swell and get a tad bit red. Oh, did I tell you that I like corn muffins? Maybe this is one of the reasons why everyone hates me! But back to the topic... she is H-O-T with a capital H! ( Is this cool? )2

As I begin to have the "urge" again, I begin to run to find my next, victim... Yet soon, my asthma Kicks on again, so I decide against the whole running idea as I take another puff of my inhaler. I hate my inhaler... and I would be much better off without it, but I know that I am going to need it within the next 5 minutes, so I am not going to get rid of it.3

Im still hungry, and yet there is nobody around to kill, except the one I love! what shall I do? I think to myself as I begin to care less and less about my love and care more and more about my stomach being full. I soon come up with the decision that it was just her time to go. I begin to walk over to her,and when I reached her, I began to nibblke on her ear, and then chew on her stomach just a tad. The "urge" is now gone, and yet I would never see that beautiful face again, well at least she is inside of me! I think, and soon I am cheerful again. 4

I have told you a lot about myself and my everyday life...Im glad that I could speak with you, but one more thing. By any chance, do you know how to get everyone to like you, or even just notice you? because it is very hards to be a nerd, and yet it is even harder to be a zombie and a nerd combined! Thanks again for the chat!5

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