King of the jungle,
the savage beast of the savanna
Wind blows through it wavy mane1
A mighty roar carried across the lands
Keeping all the animals in line
His pride may get in the way of what's right2
Yet it feels so sick and masochistic for his ways3
A little lost lamb
Wanders through this unfamiliar territory
Where all the grass is dried4
So unlike her vast, lust home
Where all the grass was green
There is nothing but Death left here5
She is such a dumb lamb for getting lost6
The lion sees this poor white lamb
She turns to see his magestic face7
The lamb thinks He's so handsome, I think I'm in love!
The lion thinks What a tastey treat...mmm...lunch...8
And so the lion ate the lamb
Author notes
TWILIGHT...
...IS KILLED!!! XD
A contest entry
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Comments
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Roflmao!!! I knew just before the last lines that this was a hilarious insult on Bella and Edward. The sad thing is, I liked the first book in the Twilight Saga - the last three almost ruined it for me.
The AN made me laugh all over again. Well done. -
Haha! this was cool.
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Hahaha LOVE IT!! XD
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I knew, that this was related to Twilight, as soon as I read the title! XD I loved the ending, espicially in the AN! Well done!~
Love Always,
~ Dann♥ xoox
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