Mt. Dew

ok, so i poured out my canteen as instructed, slowly, like they said1

and they saw that it was green2

they go "wat is that carrasquillo?"3

"Mt. Dew sarnt"4

and Sergent Case did indeed drink from it he goes "ur not lying, i like that, if u lied u would've been pushing alot, instead, just front leanign rest position"5

until everyone else was done6

then he goes to me and says "recover" i get off the ground and says "i bet u can't drink Mt. Dew like people here drink water" i yell out "I BET U I COULD!!" he was surprised then i let out a weak "sarnt"7

he goes "ok, i'm gonna put u to a challenge then, ur gonna drink that much Mt. Dew tonight, during the night CQ, just go to bed now, and be prepared to stay up all night drinking"8

"Roger Sarnt"9

"one more thing before u leave"10

"yes sarnt"11

"if you lose, ur gonna pay me for all the Mt. Dew, and u get an article 15 for being disrectful to me by yelling, and having a liquid other than water in your canteen"12

"yes sarnt"13

i go to bed as instructed14

and i arrive at the CQ, i bring an extra Mt. Dew case for the hell of it15

and SFC Case goes "Carrasquillo, stay, other 2, come with me to my truck we got Mt. Dew to bring in for Carrasquillo"16

they look at him all confused he goes "MOVE MOVE MOVE!"17

and they get moving18

and he explains the rules at exactly "he will be the only one to drink these Mt. Dew, if he throws up tell me, he is disqualified if that happens, and he must be viewed at all times to make sure he's not cheating like dumping it down the toilet or other drain"19

we all say "roger sarnt"20

he goes "Drink!"21

and i start drinking22

7 out of 12 hours later of straight up drinking, i drank 7 out of the 10 24 cases23

and i ended up somehow getting ahold a guitar hero, lost my clothes and was sarinating everyone who walked through the door. Only thing that was my censorship was the guitar over my dick.24

These 3 girls just stood there at the desk and listened to my romantic words25

one of the girls took a picture lol26

after about 30 mins, Sarnt Case walks in, and calls the other 2 over and goes "where the hell did his clothes go, one of them shows him my ACU top and he goes, here's half, and one of the girls have the pants, they were fighting over it"27

he goes to me "CARRASQUILLO!!!" and i start singing to him28

and he slaps me and goes "whats up with the Mt. Dew?"29

"yes sarnt moving sarnt, and with the guitar still being my only censorship the girls giggle at me staring at my white ass30

Sarnt case goes behind the girls and goes "who has his pants and underware" i finish a can and go "i was freeballing sarnt"31

they throw the pants at me and i put it on32

and then my top gets handed to me33

and i finish 2 more by that time34

and i go "Sarnt, i have a fan club that likes me topless-" one of them yells out "and wihtout pants" i finish talking "and without pants, do i have to put my shirt back on" he looks at me sternly i respond "yes sarnt"35

and i finish off the 8th case36

he leaves and comes back at 4am, and goes to the other 2 guys and goes "where's Carrasquillo?"37

"he's in the bathroom with the door open pissing and drinking his personal box that her brought"38

"What!?"39

"he finished off the 10th case then asked us to hand him the 12 case he brought"40

"What the hell!?" he goes to the bathroom where i'm at as i'm finishing the last one "Hey Mt. Dew!"41

"permission to finish the last one?"42

"permission granted"43

and i drink the last one44

he looks at me "ur name to me is now Mt. Dew, i never wanna see u naked again, now close the door"45

"yes sarnt"46

and i kept pissing.