A bad day, laughter is essential

Weatherman oh Weatherman.1

Why do you treat me like this?2

Telling me that it was a good day to go out shopping or to the mall. Notifying us that it was going to be a sunny day. 3

Well it didn't end up that way now did it Mr. Weatherman if that's your real name?????4

It ended up raining on top of me extremely hard. I had no umbrella like rihanna, and each drip felt as though it held 300 spartans attacking me all at once. 5

Yes...that's how serious it was.6

I went home, looking around for any scraps of food, and I was wet all over. And not the good wet that I would normally do to myself if a female is around me "don't worry I won't go into details" but the bad wet as if you were crossing the street and a car runs over a puddle of water and you were the unfortunate one to get splashed on.7

I remember that day8

My face was like this! 9

Yes, exactly like that storywrite smiley face up there, yellow and surprised.10

That day was bad, a dog even tried to pee on me but I looked at that dog, it looked at me back, I looked at it, it looked at me, I grabbed some ketchup and a hot dog bun and said "Yeah....just try it...."11

It ran away meowing.12

So back to my tragic wet day.13

I went home, looking for any scraps of food. 14

And there it was A nice plate of food which held some rice, some lettuce and tomato, macaroni and cheese with some type of chicken fingers to the side. With barbeque sauce 15

I literally heard angels in my ear singing a symphony note.16

I walked slowly to that heavenly plate, but then, the misfortunate happens.17

I slipped on my wet shoe lace!18

What are the odds of that????19

I slipped and accidentally tipped the plate of food off the table. 20

I saw it drop in slow motion.21

Everything stopped.22

Time itself stopped.23

The cars stopped outside.24

The birds stopped chirping.25

The chipmunks stopped humping each other.26

Every single thing stopped.27

But the plate of food kept going. I reached forward to try to grab at least one piece of lettuce, something. But it was too late.28

It was already smothered on the ground.29

I fell to my knees, a single tear dropping down my left eye. 30

I gave an epic yell that was heard even next door.31

"WHY!!!!!"32

My mom came running out with a huge piece of chicken in her mouth.33

"What's wrong! Oh my god! What's wrong with you???"34

I looked at her, tears filling up my eyes.35

My mom saw the plate of food on the ground and my hungry sad puppy dog eyes looking at her chicken. She gave me the usual mother face... which kind of looks confusing and very retarded. She slowly stepped back and continued eating her piece of chicken. Usually meaning "Hell fucking no your not getting my food, your old enough to get some food your own damn self"36

She was sometimes mean like that when she's hungry 37

So, I took deep breaths, turned around and headed for the door. I looked outside, it was so rainy. I saw my own end at the fate of the rain. But I was too hungry for it to let it stop me. So I layed my arm in front of me, and continued the epic walk to the store. 38

I was on a mission.39

A mission for food.40

The rain was so much, it even built up in my mouth. 41

I was even proud of myself as I walked through the rain.42

I could've sworn I even heard the "Power Rangers" theme song as I walked. It gave me energy.43

I finally arrived at the store, which was like 10 blocks from my house. I checked to see if I had my wallet and...to my dismay...I forgot my wallet on the floor when I fell down in my house. 44

I said every curse word in the book and unfortunately there was a small kid walking pass listening to me. 45

So I walked back in the rain, all the way to my house and said "Fuck it, I'll starve".46

I entered my house, plate of food still on the floor.47

And as the time I sat down in my couch, the rain stopped 48

Son of a......49