I hate you because you disgust me1
thanks for giving me something to hate2
I hate you for breathing3
your coroparation is great!4
I hate because your face burns my eyes5
thanks for being my eye sore6
I hate you for being born7
thanks for existing some more8
I hate you because you're an idiot9
thanks for thinking your funny10
I hate you for being alive11
thanks for letting take your money12
I hate you for just about everything13
and I love you for that hate14
no actaully thinking love while thinking of you15
makes my soul know a hell awaits
Author notes
This goes out to charles. fucking loser. I hated him 5 mins after we met. Writing love AND thanks made me wanna vomit.I guess I owe him though, life just doesn't feel right unless I have a bubbling hate for someone. GRRRRRR
A contest entry
- "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..." by UrbanRealist.
225 points, ended November 5, 6 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Strong feelings of hate and put well, but not really what I wanted for this contest - I preferred that people find an attribute or trait about the hated person they find appealling - not simply that they are gratefully that they exist to hate.
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hilarious
Freaking hilarious!


