Aussie's meet English

"Aye fullas!" Bob called.
"Oh hello there," Arnold-the-american replied.
"What're you doin' this arvie?" Bob asked.
"Oh pardon?"
"WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOIN. THIS. ARVIE!!!!!!!" Bob said annoyed.
"Excuse me, how dare you yell at me," Arnold said sticking his nose in the air.
"I think we got a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock..." Bob laughed snorting.
"Um what did you say young man?"
"I said you're a flippin looney!" Bob rolled his eyes at the lack of aussie knowledge.
"Oh well I am hungry," Arnold huffed.
"Good on ya, I'm gunna have a dog's eye with dead horse, you?" Bob said.
Arnold gasped.
"How dare you?!" He must'nt know that a dogs eye is a pie and dead horse is sauce...
"Oh shut up you retarded bloke,"
"Oh well I never!" Arnold sulked.
"Friggen nong," Bob muttered and stalked off.1

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For a contest lol.

For more aussie slang...just talk to me

AUSSIE'S RULE!!!
Lol, if you got confused just ask haha

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  • seamus gold member
    October 25
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    Too Right

    Good on ya' then. Hope I haven't defamed Aussie. It always sounds neat when it's done right. Sundowners is one of my favs.


  • Cajun.Lullaby
    October 25

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    Dear Lord, I was about to take a sip of sweet tea and I'm glad I didn't - I'd be laughing it out my nose. This is hilarious. Almost degrading to us Americans, in some ways (I for one wouldn't stick my nose up at someone for yelling at me ) but really worth the read - and the laugh.

    Thanks for the chuckle.


  • Le Masquerade silver member
    October 25

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    Wow, I'm aussie but never in my life have I heard someone say 'I'm gunna have a dog's eye with dead horse' It's actually quite funny because I never talk in this kinda slang but everyone who isn't from Australia thinks we talk like that...well some of us do Anyway I still thought this was really funny!

    -Masq


  • blackwhite
    October 24
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    ....................................not a fair dinkum in sight...........oh well, it was hilarious!
    And to prove it....
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!


  • Lekos Memory
    October 24

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    Hahaha I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. You truly made my day. I love the aussie accent and I can just hear how it must of sounded. XD


  • Just Falling Apart
    October 23

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    I wish I was Australian... I would have an amazing accent and say all those weird things and actually know what they mean! If I were Bob I wouldn't care what the Australian dude said to me because I would be too busy glomping him.


  • Para Turkey gold member
    October 23
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    ha ha ha ha ha nice

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