Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with armpit hair.1
If I should die before I wake2
It's 'cause you took my shaver away3
Losing it is like living in a world with just hair4
Oh5
I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave6
My heart won't move, it's incomplete7
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand8
But how do you expect me 9
To live alone being so hairy?10
'Cause deodorants don't work,11
It's so hard for me to breathe12
[Chorus] 13
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with my armpit hair,14
Can't live, can't breathe with this hair hair15
It's how I feel whenever the shaver isn't there16
So much hair, too much hair.17
Got me out here in the water so deep18
No one can sit next to me,19
If my hair isn't shaven, I just can't breathe20
I need no hair, no hair21
Armpit hair, hair 22
Armpit hair, hair 23
Armpit hair, hair 24
Armpit hair, hair 25
It walked, It ran, It jumped, It grew26
Right off the ground to float to you27
There's no gravity to hold it down for real28
But somehow I'm still alive inside29
I held my breath, but I survived30
I don't know how, but I don't even care31
But how do you expect me 32
To live alone being so hairy?33
'Cause deodorants don't work,34
It's so hard for me to breathe35
[Chorus] 36
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with my armpit hair,37
Can't live, can't breathe with this hair hair38
It's how I feel whenever the shaver isn't there39
So much hair, too much hair.40
Got me out here in the water so deep41
No one can sit next to me,42
If my hair isn't shaven, I just can't breathe43
I need no hair, no hair44
Armpit hair, hair 45
Armpit hair, hair 46
Armpit hair, hair 47
Armpit hair, hair 48
so much49
It's armpit hair, hair50
[Chorus] 51
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with my armpit hair,52
Can't live, can't breathe with this hair hair53
It's how I feel whenever the shaver isn't there54
So much hair, too much hair.55
Got me out here in the water so deep56
No one can sit next to me,57
If my hair isn't shaven, I just can't breathe58
I need no hair, no hair59
[Chorus] 60
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with my armpit hair,61
Can't live, can't breathe with this hair hair62
It's how I feel whenever the shaver isn't there63
So much hair, too much hair.64
Got me out here in the water so deep65
No one can sit next to me,66
If my hair isn't shaven, I just can't breathe67
I need no hair, no hair68
Armpit hair, hair 69
Armpit hair, hair 70
Armpit hair, hair 71
Armpit hair, hair
Comments
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haha NIIIICE
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Ha Ha...that's pretty funny...made me laugh!!!!!! Good Job, u know what would have been hilarious? is that u made a part where Chris Brown is all scared cause she's so hairy!!!!!!
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lol, This was so funny xD. I don't really like it when people use another scent on themselves though, they should have their own scent with out this Calogne (However you spell it.. =.=... that is the one word I don't know how to spell even though it's simple,) or Perfume stuff. but it really did make Me laugh, which made Me not so miserable today
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