Armpit hair (no air spoof - Jordin Sparks)

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with armpit hair.1

If I should die before I wake2

It's 'cause you took my shaver away3

Losing it is like living in a world with just hair4

Oh5

I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave6

My heart won't move, it's incomplete7

Wish there was a way that I can make you understand8

But how do you expect me 9

To live alone being so hairy?10

'Cause deodorants don't work,11

It's so hard for me to breathe12

[Chorus] 13

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with my armpit hair,14

Can't live, can't breathe with this hair hair15

It's how I feel whenever the shaver isn't there16

So much hair, too much hair.17

Got me out here in the water so deep18

No one can sit next to me,19

If my hair isn't shaven, I just can't breathe20

I need no hair, no hair21

Armpit hair, hair 22

Armpit hair, hair 23

Armpit hair, hair 24

Armpit hair, hair 25

It walked, It ran, It jumped, It grew26

Right off the ground to float to you27

There's no gravity to hold it down for real28

But somehow I'm still alive inside29

I held my breath, but I survived30

I don't know how, but I don't even care31

But how do you expect me 32

To live alone being so hairy?33

'Cause deodorants don't work,34

It's so hard for me to breathe35

[Chorus] 36

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with my armpit hair,37

Can't live, can't breathe with this hair hair38

It's how I feel whenever the shaver isn't there39

So much hair, too much hair.40

Got me out here in the water so deep41

No one can sit next to me,42

If my hair isn't shaven, I just can't breathe43

I need no hair, no hair44

Armpit hair, hair 45

Armpit hair, hair 46

Armpit hair, hair 47

Armpit hair, hair 48

so much49

It's armpit hair, hair50

[Chorus] 51

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with my armpit hair,52

Can't live, can't breathe with this hair hair53

It's how I feel whenever the shaver isn't there54

So much hair, too much hair.55

Got me out here in the water so deep56

No one can sit next to me,57

If my hair isn't shaven, I just can't breathe58

I need no hair, no hair59

[Chorus] 60

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with my armpit hair,61

Can't live, can't breathe with this hair hair62

It's how I feel whenever the shaver isn't there63

So much hair, too much hair.64

Got me out here in the water so deep65

No one can sit next to me,66

If my hair isn't shaven, I just can't breathe67

I need no hair, no hair68

Armpit hair, hair 69

Armpit hair, hair 70

Armpit hair, hair 71

Armpit hair, hair

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  • The Purple Kiwi
    October 19
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    haha NIIIICE

  • Ha Ha...that's pretty funny...made me laugh!!!!!! Good Job, u know what would have been hilarious? is that u made a part where Chris Brown is all scared cause she's so hairy!!!!!!


  • SororalAngel
    October 15

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    lol, This was so funny xD. I don't really like it when people use another scent on themselves though, they should have their own scent with out this Calogne (However you spell it.. =.=... that is the one word I don't know how to spell even though it's simple,) or Perfume stuff. but it really did make Me laugh, which made Me not so miserable today

    beginning: 5, ending: 5.