Haikus

SOME HAIKUS
BY ME1

Without sympathy
I’ll indulge in your torment
Never laughed so hard2

Tear out vocal chords
Yet the voices never stop
Compromise is dead3

Finish your homework
Place the corpse in the closet
All your chores are done4

Santa went swimming
In a pool of hot lava
Christmas is ruined5

Zombie invasion
When there’s no more room in Hell
Dead shall walk the Earth6

You’re so annoying
I want to watch you suffer
How can you stand life?7

I can’t stand your voice
Every second you’re alive
Is torture to me8

Nothing can explain
How disgusted you make me
I need you to die9

I’m going to cry
The universe is too small
To contain my hate 10

Bare tree branches sway
Beckoning like gaunt fingers
Snow falls silently11

Haikus to giggle at with Peter:12

A pawn can become queen
But it’s still a playing piece
That can never win13

Even if he’s gone
Snake is always in my heart
Metal Gear Solid

Author notes

for Creative Writing last year, we had to spend one of the days just writing Haikus ALL FUCKING CLASS

Anyway, my class was literally ten teenage girls being loud as hell and talking about boys/the mall.
I shit you not, this is a true fucking story.

So, as I was writing, I became increasingly angry, which showed up in my poems.

The teacher never read our shit, so I guess it doesn't matter.

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  • Otacon
    October 15
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    I am a shadow
    It even rained on that day
    I have nothing left.

    Call me Otacon
    Are you an Otaku too?
    I'm really awkward :S

  • Otacon
    October 15

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    Zombie invasion
    When there’s no more room in Hell
    Dead shall walk the Earth

    A pawn can become queen
    But it’s still a playing piece
    That can never win

    Even if he’s gone
    Snake is always in my heart
    Metal Gear Solid

    I love you.


    • Psycho Mantis
      October 15
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      Dude, I wrote that last one before I started playing four
      :l and I was looking at my old stories today in art and I was all
      "D; awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

      LUCKILY, no one talks to me in that class, so I didn't feel weird!