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Kamikaze Jones never set foot in an airport or climbed higher2
than the top of the high school football stadium bleachers.3
He was not suicidal and had no cause worth dying for, but4
one day he tripped down the stairs and took out a teacher, 5
a film projector and a water fountain in one moment. 6
A destructive force if ever one existed, 7
when people saw him coming, 8
especially down stairs, they stayed clear. 9
Even worse, 10
kids in their tendency to shorten names 11
had recently dubbed him Ka-Ka-Joe. 12
He couldn’t help it if he’d stepped 13
in dog poop walking to school.14
Author notes
Odd little idea that popped in my head and kept growing.
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Hehehe! this cracked me up.. where on Earth did that come from? Good one though! 
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Hahaha....Well, this is certainly different. I'd recommend situating it as a story however, instead of in stanzas like a poem., It IS a story after all. Anyway, thank you for entering and good luck. 
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