The Wackness Thing

BACKGROUND STORY: My best friend and I started passing notes to one another. Here they are. She is completely in on my posting this and will be helping me edit. There are references to books, classes, and movies, so if you get confused, that's probably why. Not to mention, we're both clinically insane. And there are a lot of illustrations in here which I can't add in. And about five million inside jokes... Just kidding about the insane part. We seem crazy, but we're not. Just wanting to warn you. All names of people we know are changed to something weird. All outside references are left alone. All quotes and outside references are used without intent for copywrite infringement. To my knowledge, all quotes used are from either Stefanie Meyer's Twilight saga, the movie Keith, and Jodi Picoult's 19 Minutes. Any others will be listed as they come up.

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Hey McSizzle! I finally brought the folder! Yay! We can pass notes! LOL. See ya later. Good luck on the math test!4

Woo... We'll both need the luck... favorite line from Twilight: "I was miffed..." Bella said it. It's just so funny to me. 5

Oh-My-Gosh! lol. Seriously, 19 Minutes is terrible! I can't help but like Peter. I didn't want to, but I can't help it... Anyway, you were right, I did need luck. I'm positive I failed just now. Highest I could've gotten is a D. I kinda forgot how to complete the square... ^_^ Hey, you have 4th lunch today!!! Yay for history tests! Don't worry, it's not too hard. If the AP test was easy, the IB must be too. Anyway, now that I've written a novel, I'm gonna read. Cya!6

I really like peter and I like how the auther makes you like him, because it really shows that he wasn't a crazy weirdo who randomly shop people. I like seeing what led up to him doing it. Just so you know... you'll hate what happens at the very end... that's all I'm saying...7

I forgot how to do so many things... -.- I needed to give myself more luck for that test. The history test will be worse because I suck at it no matter what.8

But I like Edward.9

Randomishnessfull ^_^10

Well that sucks! (drawing)11

Anyway, don't worry too much about history. Just make sure you know that president thingy, the boardnotes, and the court cases... one in particular... not saying which. I think there's true/false stuff on teh IB one with the multiple choice, so that's not too bad. Oh yeah, and there's an essay. SO yeah, I have a French vocab quiz next period. All about hygiene products. And most of the words are the same or similar to english. Hey, good luck in history... Hope you get a good partner (I didn't. I got Claire). You'll do fine, your worrying too much. You're forgetting, he gives hints in the middle of the test! ^_^12

Oh yay! Hints! Hopefully I wont get any bad (Carpa) partners!Hopefully I'll get someone who studied. So is Plana going to be at the hospital tonight?13

No idea. I haven't heard from her. Either way, we've got to talk to Zana. Or maybe I shold. Because if she doesn't plan to come back, she'll need to get someone to sign off for you and Sparknet. I've worked with both of you, so that'd be fine. If she isn't there, I'll show Sparknet and Shel the phones at the same time. And maybe that other person too... If she comes... LOL anyway, she'd better be there!14

Oh yeah! Look at my right hand! Some relative got me a class ring! Early birthday present!! Doesn't say vhs, but oh well. I love it!!15

Yay for class rings! I love the phones!16

Oh. My. God. So yeah, the history test went well... I got paired with Plizzle again. I surprised myself by remembering more things than usual. Woo.17

I'm at lunch right now. I can't find you. -.- Or Edward.18

See you there---> (drawing of hospital)19

(drawing) BACONKITTY!!20

Remember how I told you I had a dream last night about how I couldn't remember what day it was or anything? Yeah, it's still so weird. I'm still confused by it. it's so weird. Usually the weird feeling after a dream wears off after a dream wears off after a while, but today it didn't. It's so..... weird. Did I already say that?21

Since I'm giving a life story today, I'll tell you the one thing that is really bugging me right now... Carpa obsessing over Blanche and Dexter.... -.- so annoying.22

Why can't people obsess over Edward? -.-23

see you in a while...24

By the way, Miss Screeble's class is really boring...25

Just to say... Edward can be yours. I want Jasper... LOL. Not really. So ya. Today was... well... interesting. Made me want to... punch a tree!26

LOL. j/k. It sucked.27

But I don't wanna hurt the trees *hugs tree*28

Score ----- Edward.29

Heyy, McSizzle-L30

hhhhhheeeeeeyyyyyy Fizzleness-R31

Do I even want to know?32

Probably not... I like chips33

I've noticed.34

*crunch**crunch**crunch**crunch**crunch**crunch**cat **crunch*35

*star wars*36

*cat winning a fight against Darth Vader*37

*Darth Vader runs away in terror*38

Kitty laughs and does a dance*39

*plays fast music**kitty dances faster*40

HAPPY DANCE41

JH + AC = VFE (vampires for ever)42

YAY!! Literally forever...43

woo44

Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush???? Oh. Edward has it. ------------------> Oh look Jasper!45

I don't know. You're scaring me.46

---------------------> Oh look Jasper!47

Hope you know, I'm not gonna get so in love with Jasper I'll forget real life... *ahem You and Edward*48

You say it like it's a bad thing... I like the way you said "you and edward" 49

"Edward and McSizzle sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G..."50

And Fizzleness watches... jealous... because Jasper is off eating a sub.51

No comment.52

Oh where is Edward? Maybe I'm the reincarnated version of Bella... I can believe that... we are both... ungracefull... And we both love Edward. How much more proof do you need? It's settled 53

Maybe you are trhe reincarnated version of Alice. I can believe that. You are both... uh... you both are... um... intuituve. Really. I just can't explain it.54

Fizzleness + Jasper = The lovely Hale family55

McSizzle + Edward = The Cullens 56

Oh my gosh!57

What do you mean by intuitive? I'm not very intuitive. I can't even tell when someone's trying to tell me that she... never mind. Sorry.58

Maybe intuitive isn't the... best word... more like you can know what could be happening... or at least you are a good guesser... I guess you woldn't see it yourself, but that's how I see it...59

You have good senses... Like you can always sense when someone is mad / sad / whatever when most people don't... or maybe no one else cares...60

I never even realized that. ^_^61

Well... you're less observant than I thought...62

Nice.63

Nice is all I get?! I'm expecting a book AND its sequal after this weekend. Tell me your life story. -----------------------64

Okies. My whole life story... wheer to begin? hmm... uh... yeah...65

you can finish it this weekend...66

I've got to work on a stupid Spanish essay. You know, it's good to do all my hw so that I can have all weekend for Edward.67

Oh. My. Jonas. *McSizzle crosses out Jonas and writes Twilight*68

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!69

Why? You know you love Twilight better than JB. I still love JB though.70

Yeah, but you can't change our saying!!!71

-.- Fine.72

We'll keep it. But that won't stop me from thinking about Twilight sayings...73

"Really? Me and Rose tore down our first six houses."74

I bit a pillow. Or two." Go Twilight saga!75

Of three things I was certain:76

First, Edward was a vampire. Second, I was irrevocably in love with him. And thirdly, there was a part of him, and I'm not sure how dominate taht part may be, that thirsted for my blood."77

Yay Twilight!78

I'm in English right now. Ya, I waited until 6th period to finally write this. I should be listening to Legasus's oral. But I'm not. I don't have to ride the bus today! But I have to go see Mrs. L. -.- Either way, I guess I can talk to you people for a few minutes before I go see her. For scholarship stuff. So yeah, he finished his oral, so I guess i have to start listening again. Sorry. ^_^ lol79

Anyway, lunch was... interesting. Me, Samson, Reed, Leafie, Glitterness, and Chester. YOu can imagine.80

Oh ya, now for the life story! Yesterday was Slithy's birthday. And Saturday, we were cleaning up our house for next Saturday. Oh ya, bring music. iPod, MP3, CD's. Anything works. Except cassette tapes. My sterio thingy destroys them. So don't bring thse. So we completely cleaned up the front porch of our house. It's prettyful. And Saturday morning is when we're setting stuff up. 'Cause we won't be able to Friday night. BTW, if you want to come a little early you could help me finish setting stuff up while aunt and Slithy are getting pizza and balloons. We're not gonna let people use the driveway to park. So that no one is blocked in by anyone else. And so there's more space. I think only a few people drive themselves anyway. Samson, Reed, and Glitterness. But I'm not even sure if she's coming anyway. Remind me to ask her. Okay, I've written a novel now. Happy? Good.81

(drawing) Bacon Kitty says hi!!82

Oh yeah, how'd the Spanish essay go? Was it all about Twilight? Or just about Edward? Or did you not do it so you'd have more time with him? Wait, that sounds wrong. Oh well.83

YAY! ONE WHOLE PAGE! (written big enough to cover six lines)84

Oh hey, Fizzleness! I'm at my house writing you this note/letter/thing because I'm a good citizen. 85

Just so you know, I did do my Spanish essay on Friday night so that I could have more time with Edward. Yes, that sounds a bit wrong, but whatever. Actually, technically since I'm reading New Moon, I don't really get too much time with him --- not until the end basically and a bit in the beginning.86

"I knew were were both in mortal danger. Still, in that instant, I felt well. Whole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast through my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent that came off his skin. It was like there had never been any hole im mychest. I was perfect -- not healed, but as if there had never been a wound in the first place."87

Gotta love New Moon.88

So yeah, I'm not doing my history hw like I should so taht I can write this. If I fail the quiz, I blame you.89

My mom said it was cool if I went early to hour house on the day of the party. It's okay with your parental units though, right? Well actually it doesn't matter because I'd come over anyway.90

Owned.91

Yeah, that's right. I'd punch out your trees. 92

(points to line *yay one whole page!)That right there is cheating! You took up like the whole page saying 4 words. -.-93

I'm expecing a life story. Oh yeah, when are you going for the scholarship info? I want to get some info to, so we could go together (if the weather's nice). 94

I'll try not to die while doing my history stuff. I'm already having Edward / anything involving Twilight series separation anxiety. I had to go like 7 hours without it! I know, talk about almost having a heart attack. It was torture.95

So yeah, see you in math or whenever I give you this.96

Separation anxiety, huh? Ya I'm gonna see about the scholarship stuff after school today. And I have to see Lutenant Buzz at lunch. Something about my sister doing dual enrollment next year. When she's 16. For some reason, it's MY job to get HER information -.-.97

...kitty.98

So I thought of something weird. Wouldn't it be cool lf the Cullens had a vampire dog? Would it want to eat other animals? And if it was a "vegetarian, would it eat humans instead?99

I don't know... that's a good question... hmm. Something to ask Stephenie Meyer about... maybe she'd know?!?!?!100

Yeah, I have to stop coming up with these theories. They are really confusing my brain.101

So what if Bella (as a vampire) bit Jacob and the venom spread through his body? Would he be a vampire? Or a werewolf? Would he be a werepire or a vampwolf?102

Ya, you're right. Stop thinking. And anyway, Bella can't stand the smell of Jacob, so why would she get close enough to bite him?103

Because he had Renesme. I'm hungry.104

..... It's Renesmé ..... And why would he take her? I'm not hungry.105

"You've nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!"106

Hey! I had it right; I hust didn't use the accent. -.-107

Kitty.108

I'm starving. Good thing I'm not a vampire! We're in a room with a lot of humans.109

Who would you attack first?110

And the accent is very important. Ren-es-may = with accent. Ren-es-m = without accent.111

Oh, give me a break ... Geniuses these days ... (Fizzleness) __ Always being so technical.112

I'd probably go for you first so you couldn't sneak up behind me. Then I'd go for the substitute.113

EEEW!! Why'd you wanna bite him?114

Uh hello? He would call the cops. I should probably get everyone around us so they couldn't try to leave. Then I'd handle the other side of the room.115

Ya, but you sound like you've thought of this for a while... very creepy... But, wouldn't you you wanna get the other side first? since they're by the door?116

You're right! I shold act like I'm going to sharpen my pencil and take care of that whole side. Then i could come back over and get the other side of the classroom. I guess I'll have to kill the substitute last... He's probably the slowest anyway...117

The pencil sharpener is by the sub.118

No it isn't. It's over by those fans.119

Oh. I never noticed that. Three months and I never knew that. MY LIFE IS A LIE! ummm... ya. I'm losing what's left of my mind...120

Anyway, that'd work then. Go to 'sharpen your pencil' and attack the people by the door, get to this side of the room, get the sub, and by that time, Mrs. V's kids will be in here to see what's going on and you'll have more people in the room, so I'll escape!! Yay for doors! LOL.121