Kanye West found guilty of manslaughter, rape and attempted murder.

Celebrity Bashing Oct 13 20091

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Kanye West appeared at judge Judy's court room on Oct 9th 2009, where he was accused of manslaughter of Stephaine Dion, former liberal leader for the Canadian Government. With help from Chuck Lee (a mix of chuck norris, and bruce lee) but Chuck lee was absent for the court hearing on the 9th.4

Judge Judy quickly saw Kanye west infront of her, and instanly said "Do you plead guilty or innocent to the charge we hear before us?"5

Kanye West quickly replied with "Guilty, he was a idiot and a bafoon, he was out to wreck Canadian government, and thats what he did."6

Behind them, protesters yelled at Kanye West,but before anyone got more then a sentence out Lady Gaga opened the doors with her brests and screamed. "Kanye West, i'll let you finish man but i just have to say GEORGE BUSH HAS THE AWARD FOR THE BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG IN ALL OF POLITICS." 7

She then proceeded to catwalk down to kanye west, give him a lap dance and strut out like the whore she is, but before she could even make it to the door Kanye West, grabbed a gun, shot Lady Gaga, raped her dead body, and tried to shoot Judge Judy. Whom easily dodged the bullet by doing the MATRIX,she then in a flash slammed her hammer and proceeded to exclaim. "GUILTY OF ALL THREE CHARGES!" 8

Kanye West was then teleported out by Chuck Lee with his amazing teleporting spells. Then contiuned his lesson to teach Kanye West how to cook second rice in an hour.