***Please Note*** I do sorta like twilight, I'm just in between the sort of hate and like phrase right now, and I thought entering this contest will make my Twi-Hate torch flame a little brighter. Enjoy...1
Dear Stephenie Meyer,2
Ah, the little world you created for teenagers like me, or some other stupid people are absolutely ridiculous. Why you may ask? Well, heres my story.3
It was December 2008, Book stores were flooding in the arrival of a new book to my eyes, the name, Twilight. It "sparkled" in the sun through the window, presenting its apple in the hands on the cover asking me, "Your stupid, Buy Me". Unfortunately, at the time I was very stupid and thought it was saying to me, "Buy me, I'm beautiful and captivating and have a very VERY interesting story inside. Buy Me". As stupid as I was, I grabbed the book off the shelf and placed on the stores counter and slammed my money on the book and CH-CHING!! It was mine, officially. It took me two days to read the book, I protected it with my life. I can't believe I endured the rest of the stories. I has so much faith that the saga would become more interesting as the story became more exciting but you just threw it all away and ruined my life. I was obsessed, a disease teenage girls like myself are exposed too. The name, "Twilight Obsession" or for some "OECD" which stands for, "Obsessive Edward Cullen Disorder" which I had plus the Twilight Obsession. This disease was contagious and unfortunately rubbed off on more and more onto more people, finally becoming an epidemic worldwide. And I was one of them and how I regret that entirely...4
I own all the books, and right now I feel like ripping them all a part, chucking them in the toilet, then throwing them in the flames and then feeding the ashes to pigs. The pigs would eventually die of boredom. Literally. Unfortunately, I can't do that. That would be throwing about... 100 bucks in the bin? And what a waste of money that was. So what I had to do, is stack them in my shelf and let the dust do its job. 5
I've heard people hate Twilight SOOO much they actually threatened to kill you. I would never do that because, well, I'm not that kind of person but you poisoned my mind, allowing me to slowly die of the boredom that still exists to this day.6
Well, I'm not going to go on about the story and how absolutely, ridiculously boring it is because thats a different story. I'm going to talk to you about how you got rid of the stereotype for the true meaning of "Vampire".7
Vampires do not sparkle, they turn to dust or they feel sick in the sun.8
Vampires have fangs, not teeth that burn through skin.9
Humans are afraid of vampires, duh! But of course, a good vampire and human love story can be good, but yours was just... eh.10
They are deathly allergic to garlic and crosses!! They are demons for crying out loud! And I learnt that from watching the best show on earth... Supernatural, which actually has the real stereotype for vampires a part from your crap. No offense, but its true. 11
Well, this letter has most definitely made my torch flame brighter for my hate for twilight... So thank you for the most interesting thing in my life. Hate, hate for you, hate for your books. Hate for that horrible movie!!12
I could write a whole series (that would definitely be more interesting than your crap!) about how much I really hate you right now for starting a disease that has hardly any cures, that still exists to this day. I hope if people who read this and love twilight will actually be cured from this stupid disease. I was one of the lucky ones, and will continue to be one of them.13
Your books were a nightmare, every line a mere fall into darkness, into the death of boredom. Whats wrong with you? Poisoning such stupid people in believing in these vampires. And the freaking werewolves? Come on!!14
Good Luck Steph, Seriously. Write a book thats more interesting this time, something real because you DEFINITELY can't live in the world of fiction. You can't write it, so seriously, you need it. Good Luck with that...15
One of Many of Your Twi-Haters,16
Brand New Eyes.17
P.S The only reason I actually read your book, is because Hayley Williams, the lead singer of my favorite band, Paramore, wrote some songs to put in the movie. I hope that she'll get some sense into her head, but you know, I guess she hasn't found a cure yet, but she will. I hope.18
A contest entry
- NO MORE TWILIGHT! NO MORE TWILIGHT! by XxSceneTristanxX.
100 points, ended October 18, 11 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
Well, what do you think? I think it was hateful with a slice of modesty. I didn't want to be that mean, but you know, hate is hate. Was it hateful enough?
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I could bring myself to read passed the second one, I was dead of boredom. It's not even funny, I must say your story was pretty cool, I agree with you about the Paramore thing, I really hope she gets better soon
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Yes, I despise Twilight too, but I wouldn't go to the point of ACTUALLY threatening someone about it. I'd just make fun of the heartlessly. I know, I know, how sedictive am I?
The pig thing was funny. I cracked a smile.
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Oh Lol. That part was very random, first thing that popped up in my head.
Thanks for the comment!
Alayna.
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""Your stupid, Buy Me"."
Can you please explain to me why this error is so common? If you know anything about English at all, the following should be obvious:
YOU + ARE = YOU'RE
THAT IS NOT HARD; THAT IS SIMPLE LOGIC.
Why in the world would You + are = your?
I want to rip off my skin and wrap it around my face until the blood pools in my flesh pocket, and I drown to death.
I just don't understand.
I've seen this mistake, and I shit you not, at least 20 times today. That is not a hyperbole.
Oh, wait, I get it, you just don't seem to be able to use apostrophes at all. Listen, if you can't use apostrophes, you really shouldn't be using contractions. This is because it makes you seem like a complete idiot that no one will be able to take seriously.
Aside from your horrible, suicidally bad grammar, I also hate you're reasons why Twilight vampires are not "real" vampires. Here's the thing: Vampires aren't real at all. You can't argue that someone's interpretation of a "vampire" isn't the right version because they do not exist and, therefore, have no true form.
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EXCUSE ME??!!
"Your stupid, buy me"
Okay, to start off, I wrote this very fast because I was at school and had to get some other work done, so I didn't have a lot of time to edit.
This letter was for 'fun'.
And why the HELL are you having a fit at me for punctuation? I'm better than some people okay? I'm only twelve so I'm still learning this crap.
And yes, I can use apostrophes? Why are you getting angry at me for making a few simple mistakes? You, most definitely, need to handle your problems. Seriously.
Oh, your vampire theory - Why did I worry about those? Oh that's right, because I write about them? I love to write about them actually, so I don't really like it when people change the vampire stereotype COMPLETELY. It was an "opinion" and I'm sure you must know the meaning to that word. Obviously your comment seemed to show a sign that you may not respect the meaning.
Instead of actually giving me a nice, thoughtful comment and saying things GOOD!!! about my story and noting mistakes here and there - you just gave me another reason to cut myself. Yes, that's how much I hate life at the moment, and no, I'm not an emo. Just depressed, because people like you can't keep your mouth shut. Oh, and by the way, I've never cut myself before. Congratulations, you have received the first award for...
"Alayna's Number One Reason to Cut herself"
You should be very proud.
I do respect people's opinions, not people being a complete JERK. Especially when you criticize my favorite band in a bad way. Now thats just mean, you could just say it in a NICE way.
So next time you leave a comment, be sure to be saying things nicely and respecting people's stories. Not saying all the bad things and elaborating on them.
No hard feelings, Okay? Just saying, so don't reply in a fit like you commented on my story.
Alayna.
P.S Nice comment btw - you actually made me cry. Thanks for lowering my self esteem, you make me feel like a bad writer. Don't go on about how bad I am.
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Same here. I heard that Hayley likes the books so I checked them out too. The whole sparkling thing is a tad...gay? But I liked the books a little bit...only a little bit! But I kinda treasure all my books. I kinda like showing off all the books I've read in my book case. And I keep them nice and un-crinkled. I liked the movie at first because I had read the book and I knew everything that was going to happen. But then I took a second look at it. Their acting was horrendous. "That's Carlisle's car" stuck out for me. His voice was so emotionless and boring. And Bella was so freaking annoying. I mean Kristen Stewart! Come on! You don't have to act like a freaking useless cling on! But I guess I could cut her a little slack seeing as the director was encouraging her bad acting. Maybe the actors have talent...but I wouldn't know seeing as the only movie I've seen them in is twilight. And after that they're pretty much labeled as bad actors. From now on when you see them in other movies all you can think of is sparkles and lambs. They will probably fade away after the saga. All I can hope is that no one in the future will remember the twilight saga.
Sorry. I talked on and on and on and........
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Same here man! Seriously, I loved the books untill that stupid movie came out. Robert and Kriten really annoy me. Like edward cullen is supposed to be POLITE! Pft, he was hardly polite. Anyway, so yeah I do sorta treasure those books cause well, their books, to me their like money except in a reading form. It just annoys me but, I have to keep them in good condition. Its a habit I have.
Thanks,
Alayna
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ahahahah! I like twilight, but that was awesomeness! Im sick of seeing the twilight is now casting advertisment, which, ironically, is in the bottom left corner of my screen right now, bella with her deer eyes and edward looking like a chipmunk thats anorexic. Thanks for the laugh!
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Don't mention it! Lol, I though it would be fun to do.. and I was right. Thanks for thinking it was a great laugh
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had a good laugh trust me. I am going through a phase where i kinda like twilight, but I kinda hate it cause yea, i read it and fell under the spell, but then i picked up another book...and it's name was Vampire Academy......
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I love those books! I just read the first one and I'm hooked. House of night is a good one too. It's basically the same as Vampire Academy.
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Lol. I wanna read that, and yes totally agree with the like and hate phrase of twilight, a disease I currently have which is slowly curing. Lol.
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Oh it was hateful enough...oh and
Supernatural<3
Good Luck and Great Job!!
~Your fellow TwiHater,
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Oh Thanks and I'm so glad I got to add Supernatural in there... Love it!!
Sam and Dean!! Oh Lol...
You like True Blood eh? Well, I think its pretty dodgy, but at least it has real vampires. Lol.
- Alayna, A soon to be a complete Twi-Hater.
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