"Why do you continue to say Illusionist's aren't a kind of Mage"?1
"Because all you do is make 3 copies of your self, make a chicken appear out of now where and you use a Kobold to deliver your messages"!2
"What's the matter with that? Only a Kobold".3
Akem stood up and walked out of the room.4
"See...told him Illusionist's were mages". Arcus said to himself while munching on an apple.5
There was a knock on the door and Arcus said "Doors open".6
"MASTER, MASTER!" An orc yelled running in to the room.7
"What's wrong Happy"?8
"Big Bad news, Necrolyte's rising form the ground"!9
"Don't worry happy, we'll send the Titan after them".10
"That no work"!11
"Are the necrolyte's feasting on Einstin's body"?12
"No...they feasting on Elven tribes"!13
Einstin walked into the room holding a sword.14
"Arcus, I hope you like your job 'cause we got some Undead slaying to do"!15
"Don't you worry, I have a plan".16
The Necrolyte's were heading towards a town when suddenly Arcus appears infront of them.17
"Now good Ladies and Gentlemen, Please hear my song"!18
Arcus began to sing and the Necorlyte's began to fall asleep, After they were all sleeping Arcus said to himself "HA, Night Elf music, a song or two in that language knocks Necrolyte's like sleeping gas".19
Arcus walked in the middle of the crowd of Undead creatures and placed a small orb where he stood. He then walked out of the crowd and clicked his finger's and the orb grew large killing all of the Necrolyte's and Imprisoning one of them.20
"See, nothing to it, I've always wanted an Undead monster to experimetn with". He went to the orb and the Necrolyte growled and tried to get to him.21
"Now now, Take it easy buddy".22
The Necrolyte Roared at him.23
Eisntin walked to Arcus and said "I say we kill it".24
"We? No! I'll kill it, Give me your sword"!25
Eisntin gave Arcus his sword.26
"You know, I considered being a knight once".27
"Why didn't you become one"?28
"The exams were too practical, all fighting and no study, I tell ya I don't know how you can handle being a Knight".29
"Well I don't know how you can handle being an Illusionist".30
"Good point" Arcus said as he was getting ready to kill the Undead.31
Arcus stabbed the orb and the Blade went straight through the orb and into the undead, It turned to dust and the orb faded away into nothing.32
"So what do Illusionist's call their magic"?33
"We like to call it clear magic, since with Illusionist magic we try to leave no trace's of our spells".34
"Why not call it Crystal magic"?35
"Crystal Magic is for Mages who want to do tons of damage to enemey armies but don't like the other elements".36
"So there are non-elemental spells that can kill"?37
"Tons of 'em, If you master Clear magic you can actually turn stuff into dragons, gaint man eating toads, trolls, viscious leeches and even turn them into a one man killing machine, Also known as a Dwarf with a really bad temper".38
Eisntin scrathced his head and said "So you could turn me into a frog"?39
"Not at the moment, No".40
"Why not"?41
"Because Pollymorph is a higher ranking magic, I'd have go to the capital to go to the exam to get my lisence to use Pollymorph".42
Eisntin took back his sword and said "See you back at the ship".43
"Ok".44
Arcus sat down and said "Nice sky...Be a shame if the Flying Necrolyte's decided to invade a place like this".45
Arcus looked at an envelope that was just delivered to him he opened it, read it and in the distance Esintin hear "WHY ME AND WHY NOW"!?.46
Happy rushed in and said "What wrong master"?47
"Happy, go out of the room, I need to yell some more...".48
"I not leaving 'til I know Master is ok".49
"Ugh...It's my Polymorph lisence exam, They want me to do it next week".50
Eistin walked in and said "What's with the yelling"?51
"Master has an exam next week, he better study study"!52
"It's not a written Exam Happy...I gott be able to turn a eagle into a frog...HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT"!?53
A book dropped out of the shelf and straight onto Arcus' head. "Master you ok"?54
"SALENIA"! Arcus yelled.55
"Arcus I'm not sure she's to blame" Eisintin said.56
A ghost of a woman came out of the book shelf and said laughing "Sorry Arcus, I couldn't resist"!57
"'Ey guys! We be leavin' soon". Vargus the ships piolit said walking into the room.58
"Good...the sooner we get there the sooner I can go see my old mentor...by old I mean ancient"!59
"Don't you worry mon, I know abou the polymorph exams".60
"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS READ MY MIND TROLL"!?61
"Sorry mon, I can't help it".62
*The capital*63
"AH...Arcus...It's soo good to see you again...oh...my old bones are aching"!64
"Hello Master Renis, I'm sure your bones will be alright".65
The huge stone stairway leading to the Illusionist Academy glowed their usual white. The sky was filled with all kinds of Gaint birds, transports and ships.66
The surronding buildings all had a gaint floating crystal above it.67
Arcus walked inside and Esintin said "Renis is your master? He only trains the best".68
"I only call him Master Renis at the academy, he's actualy my grandfather".69
Arcus walked ahead and Eisintin said to himself "no...way".70
"Don't worry mon, My father is chief of the trolls".71
"yeah we already knew that".72
*Polymorph exams*73
"OK Arcus try what you can, the letter said for you to turn an eagle into a frog but that was an error in the auto-writer, what you have to do is turn this goat into what ever you can, now concentrate, think of what you want to transform it into and put all of it into your spell".74
Arcus concentrated on the animal and the Judge said "Dad, He's advanced very quickly, are you sure he'll be able to handle it"?75
"Of course Thras your son is no longer the little boy who wanted to be like his father".76
Arcus finished and said "POLYMORPH"!77
The goat changed into a dragon.78
"Uh oh...".79
"H...How long does polymorph last"?80
"Dad, we should go, Polymorph at this level is next to permanent".81
Renis and Thras got up and evacuated the exam grounds and the dragon trapped Arcus and Eisntin was about to strike when Arcus yelled "SUMMONED BLADES"! a dozen swords materialized around the dragon and stabed the dragon in the back, instantly killing it.82
Arcus dropped to his knees and said "H...How did I do that"?83
Thras ran to Arcus and helped him walk into the academy.84
"Don't worry son, I've got you".85
"T...Thanks dad...What was that spell...I used"?86
"Summoned blades, A very high ranking Illusion magic, Not alot of illusionists can do that, I'm proud of you Arcus, do you plan staying for a while"?87
"Yeah...I guess I should stay for a while, A good chance to see how everyone else is going...".88
Renis walked back out when the sun was setting he then said as if e were talking to the sun "My grandson is advancing very quickly...I am sure he is the Chosen one of Illusions...I only hope he doesn't get become a target for The Card master...".
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Comments
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Teehee. You used your own name for a character (either than or you named a character Anonymized).
This is a pretty funny story. I've read at least part of it before. Not much seems to have been changed. Thanks for entering the contest. -
OMG! This is the greatest thing I have ever read. You have really good talent. keep it up! So mistakes here and there, but other then that it was perfect. Great. Fantastic!! Your a great writter and you shoul keepup it up. I'm looking forward to reading more of your stories. You're like awsome at this!




