Sincerely,2
Clary, Your number 1 (not) fan.
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Sorry dude, it had to be done.
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OMG! I'VE JUST REALISED WHAT TO CALL THIS:
TheRanter Boycott... too bad it failed... miserably... well, I'm off to the World of Awesome... where every SANE person lives... -
I'm sorry, I had to read this again. It just makes me laugh so hard, that you actually went and put this up!
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Wow, seriously?
He does have the right to state his opinion, and yes, you do too, but can you not do it in a mature calm matter? From what I can see, it only makes him amused and you failed quite terribly.
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eh....I think this was made on purpose O.o...to try and get people to read TheRanbters rant...and Clarys stuff as well...its attention grabbing...eh...I'm not being mean *covers head and hides under rock.* I'm just stating an opinoun...eh...
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no friggen way! I hate his stupid whiney rants
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eh...you two are going to go out...yoiu bicker like a merried couple x.x
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wait what?! Who said that?
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i did
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Now that I think about it though, that's not a bad idea...

THIS WAS POSTED BEFORE THAT GUY SAID WE'LL GO OUT! SHE'S TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME!
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ah, a supporter. i happen to be the ranter's best friend in RL, but on here he is a complete jerk, and then he accuses me of being a jerk...
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Ree-ee-eetarded I don't act like a jerk... when I rant, I'm a jerk... not like I care... I never act like a jerk to you. YOu on the other hand...
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Wow...such...language!!
....sheeeet
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But really if you dont want to read them....dont. -
I'm not sure whether to laugh, or back away real slow-like. So i'll do both.
*laughs and backs away*
(P.S. I like it.)
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Anti-satire, much?
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Anti-what?
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Satire... a form of humour... look it up...
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God's Loyal Fan
I'm going to be perfectly honest here.
I love TheRanter's Rants. They always make me laugh, and they are a joy to read.
Technically if you don't want to read them you don't have to, so why not leave him to write what he wants. Seen as that is what this site is for...
Love To TheRanter or as i call him God
Staci x -
SATIRE!
SATIRE!
FUCKING SATIRE!
GROW A SENSE OF HUMOUR! I DON'T THINK I'M BETTER THAN ANYONE! PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN ME! I JUST HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR!!
BTW, you do realise that the fact that this rant is up, I've already won? -
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Sisi:
........What the heck is with all the cussing!? Clary is a Child. Doesn't act like a kid or not, You shouldn't cuss around a kid. or on a page a kid is on. Now, Not everyone thinks Your sense of Humour is the best. Everyone has their own just like they have their own taste in Music. Your sense of Humour is only good, to You. Others but sometimes the things You say are offensive. Now uh, Move To Venus...? That World doesn't have the proper environment to sustain Humans... Even as a Joke.
But, seriously. If You don't like what TheRanter does, don't click on his things. Just to save a bit of anger for someone who deserves it. He's just... Another (But less annoying amazingly enough) version of My Father to be honest. -
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I'm actually quite near her age (14) so hah!
The whole Venus thing was pretty much the joke. Venus is apparantly a planet that had so much carbon monoxide poisoning that, you guessed it, suffered from a form of Global Warmings. If the Antartic doesn't melt, we'll end up being live Venus.
And, the whole 'everyones taste in music thing' is your opinion, then what's with the 'yes he should stop' -
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Sisi: ...Well gee ain't You fast to Reply.
When 'Sisi:' Is on any Reply, or Comment. It is not NeonAngel/Eris Replying or Commenting. No, I did not Guess it. I knew it, And the 'Everyone has their own taste in Music' is true. They do have their own taste, some even think that if You don't like their taste in Music. Then You're an idiot cause they think their taste in Music is the best, and right. Venus? I think I'd much prefer Saturn! No matter the environment, even if You could live on another planet easier. Saturn! -
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Okay, I've never accused anyone of their tastes in other things... I don't know where that came from.
In all honesty, I'd rather Mars... just looks... eerily awesome... -
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...You made Me laugh. Dammit... Mars!? Are You crazy!? Mars is like the Sun! Ooo, The Sun... I forgot about it... That reminds Me of the Moon! Okay, Maybe Moon over Saturn. but Mars over Saturn... haha.
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Mars is awesome! It looks like the sun... BUT IT ISN'T! Whooo...
I didn't think of the moon, I thought we were just doing planets. And did you know, it's not actually called the moon, it's called "Lunar" -
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Sisi:
That is a 'Can' You can call it Moon or Lunar, I generally like Lunar more, but most People just know Moon. So I use Moon, yes I did know. Now it ain't really one of the Nine in the Solar System, but who cares! The Moon beats all
! Mars will... burn everyone to crisps... or, over a million years they will adjust to it, and then not even be Human anymore. but Flame Monsters that take the form of Human!
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I mean, people call it The Moon, not just moon. But because Lunar IS a moon, you can't call it THE Moon. It needs a name like everyone else...
Mars is further away from the Sun than Earth! Hah!
...What were we taking about to begin with, by the way
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Sisi:
Haha! I have no idea
! It moved from something, to... The World we prefer... and then the Moon... Now Mars, yea. it's further than the Sun. But it practically is! I just picture it as a "Castoff" of the Sun. No idea why! Just something I like to think for the heck of it.
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Are you saying we have two suns? Oh yeah, and you can't say that Mars is a sun, if the sun is a star...
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NO! I believe I implied, that is what I like to think. I know it's not that, but I like to keep it in thought! I never said Mars is a Sun, or maybe I did... Don't remember right now, I remember saying Mars, is LIKE the Sun.
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LOL ranter xD
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I hate to admit this...but, I sorta get tired of it too.
No offense to TheRanter if he check this...but, yeah...
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hmm...I dont no if this has anything to do with this
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Huh?? What are you talking about?
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I have no idea
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lol
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Ahem! (Clears throat,).... Clary... Go Clary Go!! (NeonAngel Is Cheering.) I don't think your able to put up things about others that are real, but whatever. (Most sites don't allow that) Quite rude and the one your saying this to probably took offense. but he SHOULD stop it.


beginning: 5, language: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5.
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Should I? I should stop SATIRE? If a man can't be satirical then the world IS retarted. Fuck the planet, let's move to Venus! I mean, that's what we're slowly turning into anyway!
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