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Sir, did you know that my next project is to make a bomb?2
Please Sir, you have no idea how my siblings are making fun of me!3
My brother is a quantum physicist. He works for NASA.4
Sir, is the head teacher really gonna be ok with the whole exploded hamster thing?5
I think I swallowed something. It was sodium hydroxide, or no, wait a minute..ohh..ohh... (This is where you splutter and gasp)6
Sir, is it true that you were involved in an armed robbery at Quantico?7
Sir, I'm gonna burn your letterbox down...8
Sir, it's just been so hard..*sob sob*...no one understands...*sob sob*...what I've..*sob*...beein going through...*bawl*9
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Comments
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Lol
I loved the bomb quote! And the robbery question. They made me laugh! The letterbox quote just screamed in my head, I totally saw me saying that! And the sobbing was wonderful!
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Hahaha! LOVED first one and the NASA one. Good work, fellow excuse-maker!
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nice
gets your attentionbeginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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