Livin La Vida Lorca *Part 8*

Edward walked over to the foot of the bed; pausing before remembering a disturbing thought. He glared at Emmett.1

…”Did you change the sheets?”2

..”What do you mean?” he asked Edward.3

“Don’t make me spell it out for you!!! His eyes burned like flames on his clueless brother.4

“What?’He stood scratching his head. 5

“Ugh!” Did you and Jasper do-et in this bed Emmett?!”6

“Hahaha!” He started to hysterically laugh…"let me think for a minute...”7

Edward’s eyes grew wide and paranoid. “that’s it…I’m leaving!”8

He paced for the door reaching for the door knob. 9

“Wait…wait Edward I’m just kidding!”10

“How do I know your “kidding” Emmett?11

“L.o.o.k. i.n.t.o m.y. m.i.n.d!” he spoke into Edward’s right ear.12

“Don’t Ever do That Again!” he scrunched his nose wiping the venom from his earlobe. 13

“Oops..sorry dude.” “Oh shoot I forgot something wait a second.” He exclaimed. 14

Edward’s eyes never eased without caution. “What the hell are you getting?”15

“You’ll see.”16

Edward read his mind. “I am not liking this idea Emmett…”17

“Of coarse you wouldn’t; you don’t like anything I do; your soooo oooo boring!”18

Edward decided to stop being such a hard ass and began to relaxed on the soft surfaced bed that squashed down like water…..water?19

“A water bed?” Edward asked curiously.20

“Yep!” Emmett replied still routing threw his closet. 21

“Why the water bed?”22

“Why do you want to know?” 23

“Just curious I guess.” He paused bringing back his hand from feeling the surface. 24

“Well…have you ever had sex on a trampoline?” Wait…you are not the best example for asking…”25

Edward’s lips were in a hard straight line. 26

“Well your not…”anyway…but sex on a trampoline is like the most wicked sex ever…"27

“Is that even possible...?”28

“Hell yeah…well maybe not for most humans but vampires do it all the time!"29

“But since one won’t fit in our room and Rosalie wanted three body mirrors I got a water bed, which makes you feel like yor having sex on the clouds it’s H>O>T!”30

Edward took a minute to spit out the words. “Sorry I asked.”31

“Ha ha I knew you liked it.” His irresistible smile lightened up the mood. 32

Emmett continued to dig in his closet for his record player.33

Edward was feeling a bit more relaxed knowing everything on his brother’s mind put him at ease.34

He decided to lie down and make himself comfortable. Giving into the soft surface of the bed once more he glided his long perfect porcelain fingers along the top. His body moved with the waves like he had been floating on water…or as Emmett put it *clouds*. 35

“This oddly feels quite nice.” He said to himself. “Too bad this isn’t my bed; I may have to do a trade-off.”36

As Edward had been talking to himself distracted by the *floating feel* of the bed something else caught his eye…he started to turn his head slowly to face it…37

A freakishly giant plush duck was staring right at him. 38

It had goggled eyes wearing a white dress and a bib.39

Beside it was a line of nine or ten stuffed animals forming half a circle at the front of the bed; which made sense that the bed was circular. 40

Edward stared at the duck …moving back slowly away from the bed heading for the door…41

“Hay!” Emmett turned around complaining. He was holding a record player with a box of records .”Where are you going?”42

Edward grew suspicious of the duck who he suspected was throwing a hex on him. 43

“Look Emmett let me be frank….”that duck’s really creeping me out.”44

“Webster?”45

“You named that *thing*…?”46

“Of coarse I did, and you don’t have to offend him!”47

…Edward’s eyes squinted as he sunk that in taking another look at the duck. “I can’t be doing this with an “audience” watching.” He pointed to the rest of the animals.48

“They won’t care.” He took steps closer to Edward.49

“Loose the scary ass duck and his circus of peeping toms or I’m leaving!”50

"God Edward … no wonder you are still single; you would always have something to bitch about….you are your own women!”51

Emmett started to collect his stuffed animal’s stroking them while sighing. 52

He tossed them into the closet. Staring at his plush duck Webster he threw him in last. He locked the door to his closet then turned to face Edward.53

“This better be your last request …cause I want to get his thing over with …I need sex…and your not my sense of satisfaction.” 54

“Well Thank God For That!” His voice was obvious with disinterest as Edward stood against the wall folding his arms while his foot rested over the heel of the other.55

“Shut up Edward…you’d be surprised on how fast I could seduce you...”56

“Emmett…you couldn’t seduce your way out of a mob of desperate gay vampires.”57

“Oh…OH funny!” he ranted sarcastically. “ I’m Edward; the bronze haired baby of the family of sunshiny vampires I don’t want to “experiment” cause I am a pussy!” 58

“You think I won’t experiment?” His eye brow lifted in question.59

“You know what Edward…let’s make a bet…” “ I bet my new army truck for your new black Jaguar that I could “seduce” you before you could seduce me.”60

“… Impossible!” Edward stated. “This was your idea…surely you had a plan to get me onto your bed in the first place.”61

“No…I thought you wanted your ass – saved.”62

“Well I did…however you are the one making all these bets; trying to get me C>L>O>S>E>R are you Emmett?” 63

“Shut up …your scared …making excuses cause you know you’ll loose!”64

“No…I just think your plan is stupid…there’s a difference.”65

Emmett pouted. 66

“Fine okay you want to make things more complicated then they are with everything we have to deal with I’ll make you a bet.” Edward stated seating himself back down on the heavenly soft bed. “Not only will you give me your POSER army truck…I want this bed in the deal.”67

“No Deal!” He flailed.68

“…And why not?” he asked Emmett waiting patiently for an answer. 69

“Why should you have two things and I only get one?”70

“Because, it’s already certain I’m going to win.”71

“Like hell you are!” 72

“Do we have a deal…or not?”73

“Fine! You get both cause you wont win anyway…and if I win I get your pool table and your Jaguar.” 74

"Deal." Edward lightly bit his upper lip with exhilaration as he shook hands with Emmett. 75

For a moment there was a long awkward moment of silence when they knew what their next move had to be.76

Emmett broke the silence first walking over to the side table setting down the record player poping one in. 77

“Okay…” he started, “We have to look real Eddie so…take off your shirt.”78

His hightened mood changed quickly. “We don’t need our clothes off…thanks.” 79

“Oh Edward I’ve seen you N.A.K,E.D before.”80

His golden eyes became sharp and dark like coal. “Where the hell did you see me naked?”81

“In the shower…” 82

“WHAT!”83

“ Remember two years ago…when me and Jasper pulled that bathroom prank on you?”84

“Emmett…” his tone was harsh while lines ceased over his eyebrows.85

“Opening the shower doors so that Jasper can flicker a picture of me naked and then subscribing it to Rolling Stone isn’t a prank….it’s just down right MEAN!”86

“It was a hit with the Volturi.”87

“Yeah…it apparently was ALSO a big fat hit with Philippe!” ! You are the one who started all this Emmett!” Edward barred a growl through his teeth.88

“I’m sorry dude I thought it was funny!” 89

“It was not funny!” And you owe me for all of it so let’s do this!”90

“And let me just add…it doesn’t matter who wins the bet...91

YOU OWE ME!”92

“Fine; deal’s a deal." Emmett threw Edward his classic cheshire cat smile. 93