Excuses, Excuses and... Excuses!

1. MR(watever hes name is) my father said if i dont get good grades he will throw me into a dishwasher.1

2. Uhh sir i kind of have homeworkeraphobia, its a disease when u are allergic to school work and everytime you go near it you sneeze and sweell. 2

3. sorry sir but i had bad direa and was on the toilet all night last night3

4. sorry sir but my father was papershredding his work paper but acciedently picked up my homework instead i was so annoyed.4

5. sorry sir but my father got angry at my brother and accidently stapled my homwork to my brothers head. (like in the movie get smart)5

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Hope you like them and thier funny !!!!!!!!!!

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  • Hehe, these made me smile. It's really cute. Good luck in the contest!


  • CheshireCat
    October 7

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    Haha!

    I like the one where the homework gets stapled to the brother's head! (Poor guy). "Susie, did you spill cherry Kool-aid on your paper?"
    "No, that's blood."
    TeeHee. Very good and good luck!