Sora Meets Roxas (Parody)

His footsteps echoed against the circular, blue platform depicting Sora with Donald, Goofy, Kairi, and Riku's faces. A long black trench coat tail drifted behind him from the breeze of his walking. Hood covering his face, he said in a menacing tone, "I come from the darkness!"1

Sora gripped his Oblivion Keyblade and glared. With a smirk the boy continued, "Sora, I am your-"2

Sora cut him off and got a reverent expression to his face. "Father?! Please don't tell me that! I feel like I'm having a Star Wars moment here!"3

The boy seemed confused at first, but just let out a laugh, "Really now! No, I'm not you father, closer than that."4

Sora thought for a moment. "Brother?"5

He shook his head and gave a simple, "Nope!"6

"Evil twin?"7

"No."8

"Half-brother?"9

"No."10

"Long lost realative?"11

"No."12

"Give me a hint!"13

"Your being too obnoxious now."14

"I can't help it! I've been surrounded by an angsty duck and idiotic dog!"15

The boy let out a sigh and held his hands out at his side. Two keyblades appeared in them and he gripped on. One was blue and icy looking while the other was a sleek silver with a round, spikey design on the end. "Well, maybe it's better if you didn't know."16

The boy charged at him, startling Sora. He blocked him with his Oblivion Keyblade and ducked under the following swings. The severity of the situation finally sunk in, causing his brain to think clearly and seriously. "Are you Riku?!"17

The boy again seemed confused. "Riku? I defeated Riku once."18

"You what?!"19

Sora seemed to have more incentive and fought against his competitor harder. The rage and tention grew at that moment. The boy smirked, wind from his quick movements blowing off his hood. Blond, spikey hair revealed itself. 20

"Who are you?!" Sora insisted. 21

"My name is Roxas. Take out the 'X' and what do you get?" Roxas inquired, still fighting and defending himself. 22

Sora frowned. "Roas?"23

"Switch the 'S' and 'R'."24

"Soar? So can you fly?!"25

"No, idiot! Now switch the 'A' and 'R'."26

"Sora? But isn't that my name?"27

Roxas tossed the keyblades in the air, causing them to disappear. Sora withdrew his aswell, temporarily ending the fight. "Precisley."28

"Is there something your getting at?" Sora lifted an eyebrow at the stranger. 29

"There is. You see, we're more alike than you know."30

"What are you getting at?"31

Roxas cracked his knuckles and ran at Sora, slamming his body into his. "Saix is already going to kill me for saying this much. Better get this fight on, then."32

Sora grimiced slightly but pulled out his keyblade. He swiped at Roxas, causing him to wince and step back. Ceasing the opportunity, Sora delivered a quick, strong blow at Roxas. 33

Giving a painful smile, Roxas took another step back. A blue fire surrounded by black appeared, looking like some sort of warp gate. 34

"You make a good other!" Roxas exclaimed before stepping in and disappearing from sight. 35

Sora went wide eyed and ran towards the empty area Roxas had just left. "Wait! I remember reading fanfiction about you! I'm not the other, you are! Come back here so we can get things set!"36

The platform broke, leaving Sora to fall down into Twilight Town. Goofy and Donald found him and gave a disapproving hand shake. 37

Turning to Goody Donald began to flip out, "He can't be alive! You haven't won the bet! I thought for sure Roxas would take him out!"38

"That's 1,000,000,000 munny!" Goody exclaimed with a satisfied grin