Doctor Metalhead's: The Smart Metalhead's Almanack. 1
There is nothing a little Rock/Metal can't cure......How do I know? Because I'm a doctor. 2
The following is philosophical sayings about pro-metal; and all of this is from a doctor's perspective. 3
A daily dose of Metallica keeps the gangbangers away. 4
Beware of rap, its known to cause Cancer.5
The destruction of rappers, is their music. 6
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because of rap. 7
When zombies plague the world, a little guitar solo does no harm.8
R etards 9
A ttempting 10
P oetry. 11
Headbanging is good for thy soul.12
Metal is a knife, Rap is a gun. If I were a murderer, I'll use the knife.13
Swine Flu is a reaction to a hellish decade of Rap.14
Rap is the reason why there is thousands of diseases.15
Rap is a mole on the crust of the earth that needs to be lasered off.16
Metal is apart of the journey to enlightenment.17
The student who listens to metal will receive a good pay, the student who listens to rap, shall live in a box and work corners.18
If their is a music war, then we have the Satanists, Serial Killers, and Skinheads on our side. 19
I don't think God likes rap music, its obvious, only Christian rock is successful.20
Rap abuses minds and bodies.21
The child who listens to rap, will be killed by their own kind.22
Listening to rap, while performing intercourse spawns HIV.23
The Antichrist would be born in a rap environment. 24
Metal: Cleansing the world, one rapper at a time. 25
Rap is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that our society has ever invented for its own destruction.26
Remember children, Metal is the foundation for a life a glory. 27
Doctor's orders....... 28
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I love this.
Rap does suuuuuck. People really need to realize that.
metal for life \,,/
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Thanks for reading!!
But, I don't think our society will ever realize that.
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Agreed. Forever.
I hate rap! They don't even include lyrics about pressing issues or concerns or anything besides sex and... lady parts really. While metal sings about issues ect. and maybe the occasional sexual song. but not even 1/16 as much as rap!
And just for the record, Lil Wayne is an abomination to music. And for all you fellow ladies out there who think he is hot... you have mental issues. Extreme mental issues.
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Yep. I agree, Rap is only about sex. I thought Lil Wayne was out of style? or that could just be me, because people say my music is out of style.
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Unfortunatly, Lil Wayne is very muc in style where I live. But I jus block it out by beating myself over the head with a baseball bat. I would say that metal is in style.... somewhat. Not as much as Lil Wayne. But that's ok. I don't want all those dumb rapper kids switching over to metal and making it all... rappish... if that makes sense.
And no problem. I enjoy reading your stuff
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Agreed, Even though I hate rap, I really don't want them with us because it'll be diseased as well.
"I don't want all those dumb rapper kids switching over to metal and making it all... rappish..."
I agree, what do you think Linkn Park is? (No offense to anyone.) All the Rap kids like LP, so I don't. -
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Exactly I was thinking LP the whole time. It's considered metal! I can't believe it!
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haha this is awesome!!! I totally agree with you Josh! Fight the power! lol
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Why are you so much against the rappers? Okay, I don't like them either, I rather listen hard music myself, but still... It's strange, I don't think that I have ever met anyone that hates one kind of music with such a passion like you. Not that I personaly call rap real music hehe. Still.
Anyway, interesting read. I only didn't like 'If their is a music war, then we have the Satanists, Serial Killers, and Skinheads on our side.'' Now, that's the thing I hate. I don't beleave in satanists, and I don't think that serial killers listen to the music at all - if they do, they would be normal, and would never take so many lives away. I hate generalizations like that one, but that's just me. It's like when people say - all of them do that...
Still, I will obey the doctor's orders. And now off to play some Rammstein and enjoy
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Amen i hate rap as well, metal all the way and with that list about having satanists, i think its just refering to stuff like Slayer, serial killers i guess have slipknot, skinsheads no idea
, but strangly theres also christian bands that kikarse like Destroy the runner or Inhale Exhale, though they're more hardcore/metalcore then just metal. But yh again HEAVY MEATL ALL THE WAY
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