How I'm Awesome

I can't believe that I'm doing this, but I'm awesome for many reasons, which most of my friends can agree (Let me get a hear, hear) *silence* 1

Thanks a lot, guys. Shows how good friends you are *hmph*2

Anyway, I'm awesome because I'm caring and able to put everything down and help out a friend through thick and thin.3

I have an excellent appearance that has been a calming influence to many of my friends.4

I excelled in school and have an very intelligent mind. I'm also very pragmatic and can see outside the box when others are very much rooted in routine procedure.5

I also have excellent dexterity and hand to eye coordination. I'm quick on my feet and I'm very athletic. Some could say that I'm the perfect specimen.6

That's all for now. 7

P.S. Friends and others, please don't perceive this as my primary look at myself. I beat myself up daily for my faults. 8

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This is for the Narcisstic contest.

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  • Crying Angel Eyes
    October 14
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    MMMM your also a Awsome boyfriend baby


  • Mnemosnye
    October 2
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    Hear, hear! Well, I can't say much about appearance or athletics, but the rest is certainly true.

  • Marta gold member
    October 2
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    See, it wasn't so hard to talk about youself was it? Nicely done.

    beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.