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Once there was a man named John. Now John wasn't just a man, but he was a feminine man (the voice and actions, not the body). And believe it or not, he's not gay or even had a sex change. He wakes up in the morning and does a piercing scream after a terrible nightmare. He gets up, and goes to work in his pajamas without getting dressed or eating breakfast. When he gets outside, he Says “oh… me… GOSH! I like totally forgot where I go to work!” a few minutes later, John starts to remember, and since he didn’t have a car, he… skipped to work. On his way skipping to work, he found a paper on the ground that said “want a million dollars?” John says out loud “AAHHHHHH! A MILLION DOLLARS!!!! AHHHHHHH! I’M GONNA QUIT MY JOB TO GET A MILLION-huh?” she- I mean he looks at the paper more. Then he realizes that the paper was a fake. He tears the paper in half, shrugs his shoulders, and continues skipping to work. As soon as John gets to the place where he works at, he starts to notice that it was saturday. And he only works on the weekdays. So she- I mean he skips all the way home still not noticing he's in pajamas. John walks into his house very hungry and is STILL not noticing he's wearing pajamas. he remembers he didn't eat beakfast. he looks in his cabinet for cereal, but when she got there, something was in the cabinet. it was a box that had a bunch of flakes in it. there was also frost on the flakes... they were frosted flakes. then he gasped for his life because... he got the wrong cereal!23
to be continued... maybe. i'm not sure. probably not. I doubt it.4
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That's actually funny! Disappointing last words, but elsely it was really random and I even burst into a laugh when she I mean he found the paper and began to scream. So simple, and so funny. As a matter of fact, (this is ONLY me talking), I think the ending would be best if it ended like this: "They were frosted flakes!" But that's perhaps very stupid.
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