The revenge of Derek

This is a story of love, emotion, violence and kickass animals with guns. My name is Donald lamb and this is the story that lead to the death of my two sons, their best friend and loads of stupid foxes.1

“Right, I’ll see you tomorrow then.” said Derek. 2

“Yeah 7:30, bye then.” said Jacob as he went out the door.3

“Derek. Help!” he screamed. Derek sprinted out the door and up the stairs just to get a glimpse of a black car speed off round the corner . He ran inside to get his keys. “Hey lamb.” said a devious looking fox. 4

“I should’ve knew it was you guys.” said Derek5

“Sleep tight lamb.” he lifted his paw and pressed the ring oh his finger. He felt a sharp pain in his neck. “Tranquilizer ring, that’s original.” He became faint and dropped to the ground clutching his throat.6

He awoke confused and disorientated. “Oh my head.” He felt the effects of the tranquilizer slowly wearing off. He was tied to a chair; in a room that could only be described as a prison cell. He could hear footsteps coming towards the door. A fox walked through the door with a devious look on his face and a knife in his paw. He walked towards Derek, spinning the knife between his fingers. “Hey Derek.” he said7

“How do you know my name.”8

“Your brother told me”9

“Where is he, what have you done to him.” The fox just chuckled at him. “Tell me now before I kill you.”10

“And just how will you do that then.”11

“ I’ll find a way.” 12

“Your brothers practically just the same as you, except” he said with a smirk on his face. “Except, what?”13

“Except…except.” he sprung forward and lifted the knife up close to Derek’s face. “Except he has no head.” 14

Derek leant his head back and spat in his eye. As the fox wiped away the spit and lifted the knife; Derek thrust his head forward head butting him. He kicked away the fox and his knife flew through the air. Derek pushed back with all his might smashing the chair beneath him. He struggled free from the ropes and caught the knife flying through the air. The fox leaped for him; he rammed the knife forward stabbing the fox in the throat. He pulled the knife out and wiped the foxes blood from off his face. “I told you I’d find a way.” he said as he chuckled. Derek reached in his pocket and pulled out a mobile phone.15

He called his best friend Henry.16

“For the last time it‘s not my fault it‘s green.”17

“Henry, it’s Derek.”18

“Oh, well can you make it quick, I’m just about to put some ham in my DVD player.”19

“why.”20

“Because someone told me that…”21

“Oh I don’t care.”22

“Sorry, you asked the question.”23

“I knew I should’ve called someone with brains.”24

“I have brains”25

“Yeah the size of a cheese sandwich”26

“That’s not very nice, I’m going goodbye”27

“Henry, no, me and Jacob have been captured by foxes.”28

“Maybe you should try talking to someone with brains.”29

“Oh, Henry I’m sorry.”30

“Ok, where are you.”31

“I don’t know, there’s a window.” 32

He climbed on the radiator and looked out the window. 33

“Well, I see a tree, a big field and the cheese factory .” 34

“I know where that is I drive there every week just to stand outside and smell the cheese.”35

“Great.” He jumped down. 36

“Freeze, lamb.” Stood behind him was a fox with a machine gun.37

“Derek, Derek, are you there?” said Henry worried by the sound of other voices. “I’m on my way.” 38

“Time to die lamb.” He lifted his gun up, and put his finger on the trigger. “Any last words, lamb.”39

“Erm”.40

“I don’t care.”41

Henry ran straight out the door and got in his car. “Right here we are, the cheese factory.” he opened the door and stepped out the car. “All I see is a big field. The building must’ve disappeared. Oh no, there it is; on the other side of the road.” he said. He could see a window but, no Derek . He walked closer to inspect the window; the glass was obscure. “This needs to be done professionally.” He grabbed onto the bars at the sides of the window and smashed his head straight through. “Ouch.” He looked in to see 2 lifeless bodies. “ Oh god, Derek.” He forced himself through the window hitting the radiator on the way 42

down. “Ow, who put that there.” The fox was definitely dead. Henry walked over to Derek’s body and, took his pulse. He was still breathing. He picked him up and pushed him through the window, slowly following after. He carried him over to the car and rammed his body in; shutting the door and accidentally catching his arm in it. “Whoops that’s probably broken.” Henry ran round to the drivers side and drove straight to hospital.43

“Where am I.” said Derek44

“You’re in the hospital, I took your directions and came to get you.”45

“Wow you saved my life.”46

“Yeah I guess I did.”47

“Wow you got something right for once in your life.”48

“Where’s Jacob.”49

“One of the foxes told me he was dead, but I don’t believe him. so, where’s the toilet, I really need to pee.”50

“It’s just over there.” Derek slowly arose in pain and hobbled over to the toilet. After releiving himself, he walked out the toilet to see the curtain pulled across around his bed. “Henry, why you close the curtain.” He pulled the curtain across. Henry was lying there covered in cuts and bruises. “Henry, who did this to you.”51

“f...f...f...fox.”52

“Right, come on were getting out of here.”53

He helped Henry up off the bed and marched towards the door.54

“Sir where are you going.” said one of the nurses “Sir you can’t just leave you have to sign out.”55

“shut up and get the hell out my way.” said Derek.56

They got in to Henry’s car. “Where are we going to then?” asked Henry. “You know where were going, you douche bag.”57

“No I don’t.”58

“Move, I’m driving.”59

“fine.” They both got out the car and swapped sides.60

“It’s Showtime.” said Derek as he whipped his seatbelt across him.61

“It’s show,, ah I can’t get the seatbelt out.”62

“Muppet.”63

They drove straight back to the fox’s lair.64

“The buildings gone.” said Henry65

“No, it’s over there.”66

“Damn it why does it keep switching sides; oh those crafty foxes.”67

“So, there’s the window” Derek pulled himself through “Henry do you need a hand?”68

“No, I’m fine.” he said as he pulled himself through and hit the radiator on the way down. “Ow, I did that last time as well. Derek helped Henry up and pulled the knife out the dead foxes throat. “Ew.” said Henry disgusted by the sight. “Derek I don’t have a weapon, never mind, I shall be a man.” 69

“Yes, you do that.” Henry marched towards the door and yanked it open. There was a loud bang; Derek ran out the door. Lying on the floor was Henry, stone dead, with a bullet wound in his head. Derek looked left and stood there was a fox wielding a gun. Derek jumped to his feet but, was immediately shot in the thigh. Derek slung the knife in his hand and it struck the fox in the chest. Derek crawled towards a door on his right and opened it. His Brother (Jacob) was in there tied to a chair. “Jacob, you’re alive.”70

“Derek, I thought you’d never come.” Henry got to his feet and hopped towards the chair to untie Jacob. “You’ve been hit, it looks pretty bad.” 71

“No, it’s nothing some stitches can’t fix.”72

“Derek behind you.” Derek sharply turned.73

“Oh fu…*cough* *cough*.” The bullet ripped through his stomach and the pain shot right the way through his spine. “Nooooooooo, Der…“Jacob screamed, before his screams were cut short by another bullet. 74