Really Bad Eggs

Really Bad Eggs1

part: UNO2

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Gio : sweeps off his hat in an elaborate gesture and bows to the reader: Greetings and salutations! I am the Grand Giovanni Italsis the Fierce, genius extrinsic!4

Authoress: *raises eyebrow* Genius…? Wow id hate to see stupid then. *shakes head*5

Gio: -_-; And this *points to authoress* is my lovely creator. 6

Authoress: *waves*  -.-; 7

*silence*8

Gio: *nudges authoress and says in a loud whisper* Your part!9

Authoress: O.O Oh, wha? Oh, my turn *clears throat*.. And this is the famous tale, well kinda, of the magnificent adventure of Giovanni the Pirate, as written in MY words. And with that *hands Gio a stack of papers* here’s your new scripts.. Erm, I kinda made a few changes. >.> .> “Well..uhm.”10

Authoress: :-O “HEY! Your making it up!”11

Gio: *smushes a pillow down on her and sits on it* “Eh, anyways, *talks louder to muffle the smothered cries of “murfer frooter gat tiu hallnm uff urf meh..” and.. so on* Now as a shower of coconuts and sticks came raining down, Gio and his first mate Bobo took cover underneath a large rock where the monkeys couldn’t see them. “What do we do?” Cried Bobo. Taking a deep breath The Great Pirate puffed out his chest and declared, “Don’t worry mate, I know exactly what to do!” “What?!” “RUN!” The Great Pirate then took off running like mad man, a devishly hot mad man I must remind you, down the beach away from the crew and the monkeys. Bobo blinked and shook his head before taking off after his captain, only of course for his own safety. Now Bobo and The Great Pirate had been running like mad for quite sometime, when suddenly a giant cave loomed up in front of them. Gio stopped. “This must be it!” He cried excitedly. “Come-on! I GET FIRST DIBS!” Yanking Bobo by his arm The Great Pirate ran into the cave, dragging the utterly confused first mate with him.-..”12

Authoress: *weakly slaps his leg and kicks feet* “MRRPHER HUFFER NIFGWER!”13

Gio: o.o; “Come again?” *gets up*14

Authoress: *red faced and seething* “YOU!” –points finger- “You.. you die now!” *leaps for him*15

*BEEP*16

Narrator: “We are currently experiencing technical difficulties please wait. Thank you.”17

*BEEP*18

*Gio and the Authoress reappear, both looking a mess and both very red-faced.*19

Gio: *blinking rapidly, he backs away form her holding up his fingers in a cross* “Evil women, evilevilevileviiillllll.”20

Authoress: *growls* “Finnish…..the…..story….Giovanni.” -_____-; *twitches*21

Gio: *gulps* “Yes sir, I mean man, it, you, thing. Yes you. Uhm, where was I, oh yes. The Great Pirate ran full speed into the cave, towing Bobo behind. He stopped short at what he saw. There in all its glory was the Golden Apple! Jaw dropped he bounced (yes literally bounced) up to get it. When SUDDENLY! (dun dun duh DUN) Something hit him in his head! It was a rock! But.. who threw it? Picking it up he looked at Bobo. The first mate only shook his head and held up his hands. Blinking, Gio turned once more to get the apple, only suddenly (dun dun duh DUNNN) there was an army of little people baring his way! And not just any little people, GNOMES!”22

Authoress: *exasperated* what is it with the GNOMES??!!”23

Gio: “-...and of course petrified, since gnomes was The Great Pirates ONLY fear, he ran straight out and back to the ship, with a bewildered Bobo following. Yelling for the crew to get on board they launched sail and that was the end of the adventure for the Golden Apple. OK, the end!” *smile and sits down*24

Authoress: *stares* “You cant just end it like that!”25

Gio: “Can to.”26

Authoress: “Can NOT!”27

Gio: “TO!”28

Authoress: “HOW?”29

Gio: “Cus I just did!” 30

Authoress: *blinks and grabs the papers form him, the stalks off”31

Gio: *calling after* “Hey! We still half to say goodbye!”32

*a shoe comes hurling out , almost hitting him*33

Gio: *gulps* “Never mind.” *look sat reader* “Well.. guess this is farewell!” *bows* “Take care my dear ..person.. and may you have a grand adventure of your own one day!” *looks back and forth then whispers* >.> .> “Only.. WATCH OUT FOR THE GNOMES!” *runs off*34