A list of things that I would bribe people with so that they would join the dark side include:1
For Guys:
1. All you can eat buffets with everything you can imagine on them.
2. Their own dark theater with it's on free snack bar and hot women to attend to your every whim.
3. Any pet of their choosing.2
For Girls:
1. All the makeup in the world. (because us girls always want to look our best)
2. Huge walk-in closets filled with any kind of clothing/shoe/jewelry you could ever want.
3. Hot and sexy men to go shopping with you and carry everything you buy.
4. A spa in their home, attendants included.
5. Every girl has to have the dog of their dreams right?3
For Both:
1. Unlimited money in all currencies.
2. Unlimited access to any car/truck/SUV of their choosing.
3. A personal plane that can go anywhere and everywhere.
4. The home of their choosing. (Hey if they wanna live on 100 acres in a cardboard box who am I to tell them that they can't?)
5. They may bring one friend along for the ride.
6. Immortality.
7. Invincibility.
8. Unmatched beauty.
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Comments
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NO NO NO!! You forgot cookies. Cookies specificaly!!! LOL! It was just a random thought. But i suppose that the snack bar could have cookies but still i think "Come to the dark side we have cookies" Would draw plenty attetion. Sorry so random but i clicked and i wanted a cookie so i would join the dark side for one.
~Kathryn

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What if you're allergic to dogs?! Or men
It could be both. -You never really know-
I wouldn't go for all the makeup in the world. If I did, I'd give it to a friend or my brother ^^ (He'd give it to his girlfriend). I like just being me in looks and in heart. Makeup does nothing for me.
But annnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyywayyyyyyyyyy...(Seeing as no one cares for what I prefer
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I like the shopping one. Yes, we make them carry EVERY LITTLE THING xD. I would join just to see that.
It's convenient for both genders! You have the man's list, the girls list...and a list for both! Great!



