the e is for edward and the b is for bella.... and the j is for jacob. this is a short summery of twilight saga.1
i like you so i wont talk to you2
i love you... ahhh! why are you staring at me edward?3
hey bella4
how do you know my name?5
cause im a vampire and read minds.6
oh... suck my blood!7
i cant... maybe just one bite... no i cant because i love you!8
me too!9
lets kiss...... hey, why are you kissing me?!?10
...11
(facing lame adventures, please hold....)12
NEW MOON13
i love you14
i love you15
im leaving16
why?17
so i can kill myself and put you in danger.18
ok... please dont.19
bye20
(edward leaves to italy)21
hey bella, want to be my girl friend22
sure!23
(ring!!)24
yellow?25
come save me so we can live happily ever after!26
yay ok (disconnects) jake, its over27
i hate you.28
(italy)29
edward dont go into the light!30
ok31
ECLIPES32
we both love you bella33
who will it be?34
edward... lets get married!35
ok36
BREAKING DAWN 37
i love your baby i want to marry your baby.38
A contest entry
- Anti-Twilight Lovers Contest by bird-mad girl.
1750 points, ended December 3, 2009, 21 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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ummmmmm........................
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i didn't really understand it -
please read the rules over or else I will have to DQ your piece. let me know once it's been changed so I don't delete this from the contest.
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you pretty much said it. lmao. such profound dialogue; isn't the story so deep... and emo?
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that was ROTFLOL
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A little har don my eyes, funny, but I hd no clue who was talking half way through ... funny though ... good job!
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Ahah! FUNNY!! Especially "jake its over" "i hate you" HAAHA!! Good sense of humor, you made this short yet embodying everything stupid about Twilight. Nice
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Ahahahahahahaha! Halairous!!! Loved it soooooo muuuccchhhhhhhh! Great job!
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