Unfreewrite

Is nonfreewrite writing not free? What binds it, I wonder, do third-world countries have the option to freewrite or not. Freewriting is American as apple pie. Osama bin Laden is not, he probably doesn't freewrite or allow POWs to freewrite, he forces them to write what he tells them to write which is the opposite of freewrite, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby. I think I killed a terrorist with my freewriting, it blew his mind up in a car like a Honda rocket launcher, bye bye terror. Snorkel on a Pokemon, gas masks, is there a terrorist Pokemon yet? Osamachu. Or maybe it's just Team Rocket, if they were real I'd hang out with them and start fires but they just need some friends but nobody wants to be like with cripples and tards how everyone looks away awkwardly. Whatever happened to Tamagachi? I don't know if that's how you spell it, a Tamagachi would win in a fight against the Keebler elves but Highlander would beat all of them because there can be only one. Or two. Two by two. The highlanders are marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah, onto the arky arky. How would you get two Highlanders on the ark if there can be only one? That must have stumped Noah. And hermaphroditic animals. What about microscopic organisms? They probably brought on millions of them unintentionally, it wasn't exactly sterile back then, they didn't have cleaning compounds and bleach and stuff. What if you spliced bleach into the DNA of something would you get an albino or just a dead fetus? Eventually there will be designer babies and mine will be designed to be a guard baby with pointy teeth and claws and super defense instincts and it will be red though now it sounds like I'm describing baby Hellboy, so maybe mine will be designed with wings that might not work or wait I'll just design penguin babies and splice them with random other DNA to make super-penguins who will fight crime. Teenage mutant ninja penguins. Part of this balanced breakfast. When you're rafting down the river of life you should bring extra paddles to hit the wildlife with and throw at your friends rafts to mess with them and sharpen the ends so you can stab the rafts of your enemies and the people who are rude to you and cut you off on the highway and then they'll sink and be impaled on sharp pointy rocks. Stoning should be reinstituted, lethal injection is for pansies. Seriously man up, you wimpy criminals, you kill somebody and then sue the prison because your bacon is too hot or because your room is to small and your roommate doesn't shower and who can blame him. Prisoners don't deserve rights. Just like women I mean children I mean zombies I mean people from Delaware. Let's revert to barbarianism. Conan the barbarianism. Let's revert to being elephants: Babarism.