Chicken Fingers?1
Just another day at boarding school... All the usuals:2
1st: Wake up at a rediculously early hour3
2nd: Shower in the freezing cold water (not by choice)4
3rd: Brush my teeth5
4th: Say hi to my friends before I enter the dining hall6
5th: Go into the dining hall7
6th: Heres where it got a little weird8
7th: Look at the creepy cafetiria guy with the unnecesarily long beard...9
8th: Look at the creepy cafetiria guys hand with 3 missing fingers10
9th: Think "What the hell happened to this dude anyways?"11
10th: It gets a little more weird12
11th: Go where no one has gone before13
12th: Ask the creepy cafetiria guy what the hell happened to him (my mistake)14
"So Ed, what happened to your fingers anyways?" I said15
"Well," said Ed, "It was this past weekend; my wife and I had a huge fight, she got real mad, pulled out the kitchen knife and cut off the finger with the ring on it. Unfortunately, the other ones were so far cut off, that they had to amputate them at the hospital after they threw my wife in jail."16
"Sorry I asked." I said with vomit in the back of my throught "Could I have the usual chicken fingers please?"17
"Here ya go!" he exclamed as he threw 3 chicken fingers on my plate.18
13th: Go sit down with my friends after getting myself some strawberry ice cream19
14th: Start in on my chicken fingers20
15th: Is that something hard inside this thing?21
16th: Find a diamond ring... right... in... the middle...22
17th: vomit23
Author notes
If you are familiar with Alizarin Crimson's work, you'll know that she's working on a "Lunch Horor Stories" series. I'm helping her out. Only if you read "Strawberry Ice Cream" By her will you understand why it was strawberry not vanilla...
What did you think? Please comment!
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That... Is...Disgusting. Simplisticly written yet very interesting and quite funny in a strange fashion. Wasn't he put off by Ed's story? Very good in its own way- But also very gruesome!
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Heh. Gross. But in an amusing way.
Good thing I don't buy cafeteria food often. o.O
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WELL DONE
Different. It is not really a good idea to put numbers at the beinning of your lines. Your poem would flow better if you removed them.
You have a good imagination. keep it up and you will grow as a poet and be writing some excellent material in no time.
Hugs
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Incredibly amusing! The scedule style idea was rather amusing and I enjoyed it overall.
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ewww.... *shivers from chills down her spine* thanx for that horrifying picture of chicken fingers... i really like chicken, but i'm not so sure i can eat it anymore...
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and i loved the 'strawberry icecream' touch!
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OMG! shaleigh and i are laughing SO hard!
this is AWSOME!
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